Irishman–I agree with the sentiments that you expressed in the OP. You’re not alone.
But I think you’ve gone a bit overboard with the “nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna eat some worms” shtick.
Plus, as soon as you invoke the “it’s just a rant, and this is the pit!” argument, you automatically lose the debate. Yeah, this isn’t GD, but we do have debates here. It’s like Gaudere’s Law or something–as soon as you say “it’s just a rant,” then you have shown that you can’t back up your side of the debate.
For copious examples of this principle, do a search on the user name techchick68.