Someone passed along a bumper sticker quote, and I thought I’d share.
Frodo has failed. Bush has the Ring.
We’re all doomed! DOOMED!
BWA HAW HAW HAW HAW!
…and out of the Black Years came the words which the Dark Lord spoke, and the people of the world knew that they had been betrayed:
One Lord to search the world/
One Lord to fight it/
One Lord to rule the world/
And by the oil bind it…
Change the last two words to ‘blight it’. Even better.