From IT to SH*T - can't we think of a better name?!

In My Humble Opinion (IMHO)
#1

I’m NOT dissing the invention, because it looks amazing fun.

But what a lead balloon of a name!! The “Segway Human Transporter” - initials S.H.T. - arrrgghh!!!

So can anyone think of a better name for what could be the coolest Christmas presents for any lucky rich kids?!! (Sadly I’m not among them - maybe I’ll sign up for the US Postal Corps instead).

For example - the EGG - the Exciting Gyroscopic Gizmo.

#2

I’m guessing that the “SEG” part already stands for something, like the “Self Something Something Way”.

#3

It’s like Toyota putting TRD on their trucks. Who wants to drive around with TURD on his car?

#4

Hmm… I assumed it was a trademarkable play on “segue”, as in “to proceed without pause”. I’m betting the “HT” part will fall away now that people know what IT is.

#5

The Flywheeled LOcal Perambulator.

#6

All I want to know is if I can catch air on that thing!

#7

Call it the Weeble cause it can’t fall down!

The $100 million Weeble that is.

I’ve already predicted in another thread that it will be the Edsel of the 21st century. A lovely Edsel. A brilliant Edsel. But an Edsel nonetheless.

#8

I just can’t wait to get one of those things and soup up the engine and race that baby against gopeds! Heeeeell yeah!

#9

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw this connection. But maybe they mean it as, “This thing is the sh*t.”