The continual kachunking of an industrial stapler that begins around 725pm every night in the cubicle behind me, and continues until nearly 8 (at which time she goes home). I wish she would kachunk each individual file as she gets done with them, but instead she waits until the end of her day and kachunks them all at the same time, for a half hour straight. Drives me up the farking wall. I can handle kachunking all day long when it’s one at a time, spread out every 5-10 minutes. I can’t handle hundreds of them at once.
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunk
grrchunk
Many students just don’t give a shit.
Wait, maybe that’s more depressing than annoying.
Great post, flatlined! I love it, just don’t get caught…
Mine, I’ll give just one drop in the bucket: How somehow there’s an inverse ratio between the number of people who show up with a parvo puppy and the amount of money that can be found between them. I once had a group of SIX people in an exam room, with a deathly-sick parvo puppy, and not 20 bucks between them. Really? Well the puppy was “free” after all, they got it from a friend/family member/some guy they know. Well, for that you get a “free” euthanasia, folks.
Good times.
Thanks MissSwitac 
ARGGHHH Wants to pull hair out!!! People who sit on the side of the road with “free kittens/puppies” deserve to burn in a special part of hell!!! According to the group rules, I’m not supposed to take the offspring without getting my hands on the mama so we can have her fixed and return her.
People argue with me “…but she’s such a good mama, and everyone loves her kittens/puppies!” Well, then WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND GIVING THEM AWAY TO ANYONE WHO STOPS?!?!?
Sorry. I think I want to get out of the “gentle education of the public about the problem of overbreeding” and move on to just flipping bitchslapping everyone I see with an intact dog or cat.