Dipshits who think I can bend time and distance:
Example: Dipshit: can you come out and unlock my car? Osip: Sure can, I can come out right this minute. dipshit how long will it take you. Osip Just driving time, I say 10 to 15 minutes dipshit Can you not get here sooner? The car is running.
Oblivious Assholes
Example:
Jackasses who ignore the fact other people share this world with them.
a) fuck nuts who talk in the theater
b) Jackasses who swerve thru two lane 100 yards from the light to make a turn
c) one particular hostess at Denny’s
d) bastards who pull up on a two lane street next to each other to have a
fucking conversation
e) Relative of above bastards who do this at traffic lights and believe in their puss filled mind that moving forward when the light turns green is less important than what ever crap they are talking about.
Rude shits
Example:
a)Those who feel the need to lecture me on their religious beliefs are far superior than mine. Even they do not have a clue what I might or might not believe.
b) Ass nuggets who cut in line because “they are in a hurry” and obviously feel they are above me.
c) Anyone who comes to a counter (bank, retail store, and such) and stand there blabbing on their cell phone.
Clueless well wishers
Example:
My mother dies (3 years ago) I get a few calls with various uneasy condolences.
I was miss diagnosed with depression only to find out I am bipolar and life goes almost all the way to hell, (I only sat and dangled my feet over the edge)
Everyone knew what was going on. I get a bummer man hope things get better, or total avoidance.
I put my dog of 18 years to sleep and every fucking loon calls me all damn day to offer moving heaven and hell to make me feel better.
Gotta love the priorities of some people.
Enough of this. If I feel the urge I shall add more.
That stupid woman in my Computer class that sits at the computer and listens to her headphones and surfs the Internet while the teacher is giving lectures on how to do the latest assignmenet (it’s a graphic design class). After he’s done, she always demands that I help her because she doesn’t know what’s going on (because she never listens to the teacher!!). Now, I don’t mind helping people when they’ve actually tried to understand, and have listened to the teacher. But this woman doesn’t.
I’ve tried being rude, but she doesn’t get it. She once grabbed the sleeve of my sweatshirt and said, “Come over here and help me.” Like it was my obligation to do so.
I turned around and said, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?”
Does this alarm her? No! She laughed, “What the hell do you want? You’re so funny! Help me with this assignment!”
Or the time I was trying to help her with the scanner, I told her there were instructions posted and gave her extra suggestions. Did she follow any of them? Of course not.
“This scanner is driving me crazy,” she said. “My head is going to explode.”
** Agrippina ** There is a word that can help you with this problem. It is a word some (including your’s truely) have a problem saying but once uttered becomes easier to use over time. Shall you and I try it together ?
N
O
N O
No ! No, No, No, No, No
See we did it ! Yay ! No go forth and slay the helpme beast with this new weapon. You may have to strike more than once but do not give up. After a time , if you continue to use the weapon and do not turn back the helpme beast will soon move on to another unarmed person. Then you may help said person learn to weld the all poweful NO !
If it were that simple, I wouldn’t have posted. I mean, this woman physically grabs people to get them to help her. Do you think a simple “No” over the course of a few weeks stops her? HA!
Thanks to the fact that the MTA has their heads up their asses (another rant for another time), Queens bus service sucks. Buses during peak times are habitually overcrowded because too few buses run the routes. I don’t care if the blame is with the MTA or with the private bus lines and don’t wish to debate it, but PEOPLE, the bus is FULL or going to be FULL. Rather than force me to knock you aside (and not apologize because I did it on purpose), move your ass as far back as possible. That way, everyone gets where they are going faster. [Then there was the last guy, as we approach the end of the line, who gets up and tries to elbow in front of me, already standing by the doorway, “Excuse me, I’m getting off here”. Gee, no kidding. I was going to ride the bus for another two circuits myself. No, I didn’t move and did my best to take up even more room.]
Then comes the subway. Everyone stands at the doors, blocking exit and entry and other, less assertive people from moving to the roomier area. Once again, I force my way to the center (between doors) and don’t apologize. You could have moved there yourself and made it easier on everyone. And let’s not forget those wanting to rush the opening doors before riders have exited. If you wish to complain about my exiting self literally shoving you aside, you’ll have to miss the train you so desperately wanted to get on, as I’m not turning back.
Fabulous! You’d never know that the GrizzCub was a preemie!
On a related note, GrizzWife and I have a new arrival! Grizz-she-cub (I wanted to name her Ursula, but my wife put the veto on that!) arrived a mere three weeks ago today. She’s doing very well also, thankyousoverytoomuch!
And <sigh> to those who know about my first daughter’s short stay with us and now wish to congratulate us on the birth of our new daughter; please, I beg you…
-don’t compare the new baby to our deceased daughter.
-don’t say she’s been reincarnated as our new daughter.
-don’t tell me that now we have the perfect family.
All three of these were said to me within 48 hours after our new daughter’s birth.
But I can be angry with one person for several thousand reasons. That counts.
Sorry ** Agrippina ** I misunderstood, being a wuss who hates to say no to people I just assumed that might be the case with you too. And as the old saying goes I made an ass out of me.
People who follow me too closely as I’m about to turn or park - if you weren’t sitting on my bumper, you could actually see my turn signal and just go around me, rather than getting stuck behind me and honking, genius!
People who drive in the left lane at exactly the speed limit while countless cars pass them on the right - could you please wake up and just move one stinkin’ lane over?
People who assume that my twin sister and I are identical. Even after they’ve met us. Morons.
People who talk about Jesus a lot. Ugh. Keep that shit to yourself. It’s creepy.
People who litter. You lazy fucks deserve to live in your own garbage, but the rest of us don’t.
On a related note, dipshits who ask me if I’ve “replaced” my dog (put to sleep 2 years ago due to liver cancer). And an especially hearty FUCK YOU to my next door neighbor, who told my mom that she needed to “get over it” less than a month after our dog had been put to sleep. To top it off, this bitch has a dog of her own.
As for other people…when I say that I’m too busy to do something for you/with you due to my homework…I’M NOT KIDDING. Don’t say “that’s cute!” or “oh, of course you do :rolleyes:.” And don’t make faces when I tell you what I’m majoring in, or that I’ll be spending another 2 years in college because I changed majors at the beginning of my junior year.
And another thing, for my next door neighbor: your comments about my father’s gift to my mother on their 25th anniversary (a 2003 Jeep Wrangler) were completely uncalled for. “Ooo, I’m glad I don’t have to pay for that. Why are you giving up that big truck for that little thing? And why is it red? I don’t like red. The engine is too loud. Why do you need foglights? Why did you get a hardtop? You won’t like the hardtop. You parked it too close to the curb.” Just shut it already!!!
