The asshole at work who, every time he gets a call on his cell phone, feels the need to get up from *his *desk and walk over to the area right behind *my *desk to have his conversation, because my cubicle is in the corner of the building and apparently the reception is better there than twenty feet away in his cubicle. I swear, next time he pulls that shit I’m going to start *throwing *stuff at him…
The complete and utter moron who BACKED DOWN
The woman in the theatre who
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[li]Left her beeper on.[/li][li]Left her cellphone on.[/li][li]Brought the 2-year-old with her.[/li][li]Talked during the film.[/li][/list]
Yes. All from the same yuppie fuck.
(I pit my keyboard)… Ahem…
The complete and utter moron who BACKED DOWN the exit ramp onto the highway shoulder, then immediately pulled out in front of me instead of waiting TWO SECONDS for me to pass, causing me to slam on my brakes while doing 65mph and fishtail nearly into the next lane. Where the FUCK are the cops when shit like that happens? Then the asshole had the nerve to WAVE at me as he drove off! It’s things like that make me understand why people get their heads bashed in by tire irons or shot during road rage incidents. I almost followed him when he got off at the next exit, but I decided that simply being angy was better than being arrested for battery. Besides, I didn’t want to get blood on my new shoes.
The Evil Dark Faerie :mad:
No problem. 
My girlfriend (for now). She was supposed to go to Vegas this weekend. But lo and behold, it slips that not only is it just ‘the girls’. Her friend Bob, with whom she has dinner once a week without me, is going to Vegas with her (and the girls…presumably). Ummm…Jesus, maybe I should pit my own blind self.
Many thanks. You’re very kind.
I’m in a really pissy mood right now and just from what you’re saying this bitch is pissing me off. I want you to hit her over the head with a chair.
She would probably be amused by that. I’m telling you, this woman is totally clueless. I’m eager to see what happens today, as our latest assignment might be due at the end of class.
And that’s not the only annoying thing she does. She’ll yabber on and on despite the fact that nobody is listening to her. Or she’ll come over and interrupt coversations.
I don’t think anybody likes her, but I’ve never seen anybody be openly hostile to her. They all think she’s a joke. What amazes me is that the teacher never gets after her about anything, yet he’ll pick on one of my other friends who actually does try hard in the class.
That’s because the teacher also likely thinks that she is a joke. She’s not trying, everyone knows it. But the people who do try and are trying to learn, you work on and with, so that they get the most out of the experience. The best teachers figure out who needs the most work on and the most work with and where to strike a happy balance individually to get the most out of a student.
I’ll chime in on the clueless Well Wishers too.
My wife died July 2003 age 38 of pneumonia. We knew she wasn’t feeling well, but didn’t know it was anything major. Short version: my daughter went to check on her, and discovered she wasn’t breathing.
So, that being said…
Things to say to grieving person:
“Let me know if there’s anything I can do”
“I’m sorry”
“How about I bring some dinner over?”
“Why don’t you let me take your kids for a couple of days”
Things NOT to say to a grieving person:
“I know how you feel”
“She’s in heaven now”
“God has a reason for everything”
“All things happen for a reason”
“When are you going to start dating?” (yep, someone actually said that to me)
“I knew someone who died that way!”
The list could go on.
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And while we’re on the subject,
I pit the State of GA who took two months to do an autopsy on her because the labwork had to be processed through the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, and Criminal cases get priority over civil cases!
I couldn’t file for anything until I got the death certificate 2 months after her death.
On a side note, thanks to the state of Georgia employee in the Medical Examiner’s office who turned me on to two of the local News stations in Atlanta doing public interest pieces on the backlog of labwork at the GBI because of budget cuts. I was interviewed twice on tv, which no doubt sped my case along. I’m sure other people had to wait much longer.
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I think she likes you.
My father-in-law does this. ALL. THE. TIME. It pisses me off so much that I won’t ride in the car if he’s driving on the freeway. What’s worse, he gets in the HOV lane and does it! And then gets all huffy if you suggest that maybe he should get over, because the HOV lane is for people who want to go fast. He gets all self-righteous, because he’s going the speed limit and has 4 people in his car. If they want to break the law and go faster, they can damn well go around him, is his attitude. Drives me nuts!
I pit the woman who sent me an email entitled “This is beautiful and I am NOT asahmed!”, wherein I am told an emotionally fraught tale followed up by how if I don’t torture at least 100 of my closest friends and family with this lunatic gibberish, it proves I don’t love Jesus.
I don’t know if I love Jesus or not, having never met the guy, but I certainly don’t appreciate being told by other people that I’m somehow lacking in character because I don’t participate in a chain-email massacre.
My Avon lady. I made the mistake of e-mailing her once about an order, and she has added me to her e-mail list and sends me every bit of glurge she can find. She also sends me those horrible e-mail chain letters, about how if you don’t send this e-mail (about how much you love Jesus) to 10 people within half an hour, something really bad’s going to happen!
OUCH! :eek:
When a man loves a woman
He’s the very last one to know
loving eyes can never see
I hate the Denny’s bitch! I fucking hate her guts!
<Hangs head in shame> I might have done that. I don’t understand mental illness, I’m not sure it’s understandable to a healthy person. But your dog…that’s something I can understand. Having to have to put a pet to sleep is really traumatic to some people.
People who drive fast in the slow lane or slow in the fast lane need a damn good whacking!
It is? I thought it was for high-occupancy vehicles. Silly me.