From the "you can't make this stuff up" department . . .

Frat Accused In Alleged Goat Sex Hazing Incident . . .

“Member Says Nobody Would Actually Have Sex With Goat.”

I can’t even find a comment to make that’s as odd as this story. . . it speaks for itself.

That’s just sick. A goat? I would prefer binge drinking hazing rituals.

A sheep though, now that is understandable, right Hal? :slight_smile:

Damn, don’t they know that if you’re good to the goat, the goat will be good to you?

In Soviet Russia, goat has sex with you.

A friend of mine went through a ritual similar to that when he was rushing for the Phi Delta Theta chapter at Husker U. Not only were they deprived of sleep for a week, they couldn’t shower or change clothes and were forced to endure a spicy bean mixture (called “Mom’s Rules”) poured down the front of their pants.

At the end of the week, they were led, blindfolded, downstairs outside the common room where they heard a goat bleating. They were told they were going to have sex with the goat and were led, one-by-one, into the common room where each guy was instructed to take off his blindfold.

There was a goat. But there were also strippers. (The goat sex would’ve been funnier.)

A thread about Goat Sex started by an Administrator and with a post by a Moderator???
You cannot make THAT up!

Heh, yep, as I Phi Delt I could confirm Skip’s story. I could… but instead choose to deny the everlivin’ hell out of it.

If they’d only included the squids, the whole thing would have worked out…

That’s why you secretly tell your stories to GDIs–who then tell the world after a decade has passed. :smiley:

  1. I don’t see where the goat was actually hazed.
    2… I don’t see where the goat was even a student.
  2. I don’t see where the goat was invited to pledge to the fraternity.

\But, hey, all that aside, do you knoe what “Stump broke” means?

GG Allin fan club? Huh?

GG Allin fan club? Huh?

At least they didn’t find the kiddy pool full of Lime Jello in the other storage closet.

So did the goat get in?
Once again, I can only feel smug satisfaction that my school didn’t have frats.

If the goat was in the closet I’m sure the frat boys merely intended to out it.

The first rule of Goat Frat is, you do not talk about Goat Frat.

Back in 1969, there was a goat that explored the Marianas trench. . . but only for 20 minutes.

I, for one, welcome our deep-diving goat overlords.

I read something like this and it simply reconfirms the fact that frats are some of the biggest idiots that walk the face of the earth.

I wouldn’t have sex with a goat even for membership in the Illuminati, CFR, Trilateral Commission and Skull and Bones even if it was one goat for all four!

I didn’t even know that they had frats at the Naval Academy.