*Frosty the Snowman
Was the biggest prick I’ve known
With a corncob pipe and a sexist smirk
And a heart made out of stone…
Frooosty the Snowman
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow
But the women know
He had a chauvinistic way
There must have been testosterone
In that old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He made gender-biased sounds…
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