Fuck I fucking hate the fucking sand!

[BoBettie]

@Zebra

When you run out of crawdads, you can eat the sand.

You ate what??? You ate SAND?

[NurseCarmen]

I second the Craig’s list recommendation. You’d be amazed at what people will take if it says “Free”. Used motor oil and old appliances, tires, everything. There are currently 22 listings for free sand in my local Craigslist.

[Zebra]

@BoBettie

You ate what??? You ate SAND?

We ate sand.

One day, I decided to make my own crawdads, but I didn’t put any water in the pan. It was just like making popcorn.

[Cervaise]

@Zebra

When you run out of crawdads, you can eat the sand.