Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

Oh, that’s awesome. Perfectly poised between shocked and amused. :slight_smile:

It’s totally improbable but what would be beyond awesome-

if he took her up on it & she came through.

And by ‘came’, I mean… came! L

I think she caught him between expressions. But look at his eyes…he’s transfixed. :smiley:

(And probably thinking "Yeah, now that I’m ninety, hot chicks want to fuck me! :smack: Still, maybe these internets aren’t so bad after all.)

I was poised to link that on the FB Rachel Bloom Fan Page (her actual page)- I’ll give someone closer to it a chance to do it first. If it’s not there when I get up in a few hours, I’m doing it.

Steve hung up his phone too soon.

Who’s the guy who plays Steve, anyway? He looks like a cross between Mathew Broderick and Matt Damon.

Also, is she using the term “ejaculate” correctly at the end? I tend to think of ejaculation as a male function. She looks like she just came (glasses askew) but I do not believe she ejaculated. Or she confessing to being a secret squirter?

I don’t think the words ‘confessing’ or ‘secret’ really belong here. L

I’m posting it to her FB page now.

You know, I do wish I had a facebook account so I could see the reaction. Do keep me briefed.

I love the internets.

Conversely, nobody wants to fuck Larry Niven.

He has back problems.

That never stopped JFK. :slight_smile:

Got this one messaged to me by a longtime geekfriend. I was… impressed. Wow.

Laughed heartily.

Somewhere in the world, in a demonstration of Great Cosmic Justice, Harlan Ellison is made aware that there are NO young hotties proclaiming themselves madly with lust with him all over the web in music videos…

(And yeah, come on, she surely knows Bradbury’s in no shape to take her up on the offer [and survive it], it’s the thought that counts, Typo.)

So it may be a bit crass for RB’s genteel temperament, but I hope he takes it in good stride.

That’s my second earworm of the week; I’ve been humming it for several days now. Hilarious!

The only thing that annoys me slightly is that she pronounces his name “Brad-berry”, rather than “Brad-burry”, which is how I’d say it. Not that this distracts (much) from the appeal of the song, which I have just bought from Amazon, but it’s a minor niggle.

Ever read Starcrossed, JR? Ben Bova? It would seem Mr. Ellison got plenty nookie for quite a few decades.

Friar Ted, reaction to the photo?

What a way to go!

Perhaps he could authorize someone to represent him. I could be his Avatar.

Feeling blue, me Boyo? :smiley: