Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury

I suppose Bradbury would be the type to decline while being an absolute gentleman, even if the proposition was done in the character of a total slut.

Past is past, man. Our boy Harlan has to live with the knowledge that however much easy fangirl tail he got in his prime, he’s not going to be inspiring lustful songs to his awesomeness by hot chicks any time soon. Then again now he probably will feel compelled to write an article telling the world how HE was THE original “fuck me, famous SciFi writer” guy :stuck_out_tongue:

Next songs:
Fucking stop it, Brian Herbert.:mad:
Fuck, who let Piers Anthony near the children?

It just occurred to me how much more delicious this would be with Orson Scott Card as the subject, especially if the singer was a hot young boi. :smiley:

OK- here it is!

Her Ladyship is featuring the photo & says~
This is a photograph of Ray Bradbury watching “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.” My life is now complete.

Comments from her fans~
-I wish this was a video

-The man looks like he just busted a nut.
Rachel, you are such a humanitarian.

  • thats awesome!

-Out of control, Rachel. Your awesomeness is out of control.

  • Is he still in Marina del Rey ?

-Awesome!

-indeed, im pretty sure he is jizzing on himself right now

-That is just beyond awesome :slight_smile:

There’s some more comments-I’ll post the best later. The pic has also made onto Ain’t It Cool.

Blue balls

Huh. So it did. And they managed to identify the person who took the photo, too.

I have a new favorite song. Seriously. And it doesn’t hurt that she is hot too :slight_smile:

I spoke to Bradbury last month via a Skype video call at a screening of Fahrenheit 451 at the Gene Siskel Film Center in Chicago. My question was about how he feels about electronic books, and I mentioned the recent incident when Amazon, with no apparent sense of irony, deleted copies of 1984 from customer’s Kindles.

I wish I could see the titles of the books on RBs shelves. It’d be cool to see what novels HE has on hand.

Yeah, me too. It’s from an 80’s song - very Tears-for-Fears-ish (but not the singing - just the style of ringing guitars in it).

I think she blew the ending. If I’d written it (and I wish I had) I would have changed the final iteration to “Something liquid this way comes,” and had Rachel pointing with both index fingers towards her crotch, and then for the final shots had her explain “By ‘something liquid,’ I mean jism, and by ‘this way’ I mean my cooter, and by ‘comes’ I mean–cums.”

“You Make Me Hard, Orson Scott Card”?

Yeah, I thought the last line sucked too. Didn’t make sense in the context of the song and was sort of jarring.

Still, not as bad as yours though. :wink:

I can’t believe I’m the first to say something like…

…plenty of Kegels and a running start.

If only.

I can do this all night. Try the veal.

New Order’s Love Vigilantes! That’s what it reminds me of!

And “Fuck Me Love Vigilantes” would make a good mash-up.

Penn Gillette’s non-musical tribute to Rachel~

I certainly don’t want Penn Jillette’s sloppy seconds. I want her FIRST.

Today she reports that she and Ray Bradbury have met, and he gave her a special edition of The Martian Chronicles.

No word on what may have transpired after the photographer left the room.

Here’s a picture of Rachel and Ray together: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=120833&fbid=121778591209239&id=111614618892303