Alright, I searched and there is not one thread of RHPS heckler lines. I say we begin now.
The scene: Riff Raff opens the door for Brad (asshole!) and Janet (slut!) for the first time. Brad asks to use the phone. You scream “RIFF RAFF: HOW DO YOU PLEASURE YOUR SISTER?” he turns, and motions with his finger and says “This way.”
NEXT.
Dr. Frankenfurter: Come up to the lab…I CAN’T COME THAT HIGH!
Brad: It’s beyond me…FUCK MY DONKEY!
Dr. F. : Whatever happened to Fay Ray? SHE GOT FUCKED BY A THIRTY FOOT TALL APE AND NOW HER ASSHOLE IS THIS BIG(Standing up and holding arms out wide)!
(reply)HOW BIG?
THIS BIG!
(reply)THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING BIG!
I know plenty, but I’ll let some other posters play < looking for Cessandra >
“From the day he was born…”
SUCK DR. SCOTT’S COCK!
“All he wanted…”
etc.
“My wheels! I can’t move my wheels!”
MY SOCKS! I CAN’T MOVE MY SOCKS!
“Dr. Scott! Brad! Janet! Rocky!”
UGG! (caveman-like grunting noise, as befits Rocky)
And I won’t even get into “Meatloaf again?!” or “consta-pation.”
“From the day he was born…”
SUCK DR. SCOTT’S COCK!
“All he wanted…”
etc.
“My wheels! I can’t move my wheels!”
MY SOCKS! I CAN’T MOVE MY SOCKS!
“Dr. Scott! Brad! Janet! Rocky!”
UGG! (caveman-like grunting noise, as befits Rocky)
And I won’t even get into “Meatloaf again?!” or “consta-pation.”
Place in the appropriate scene. This could be a fun game.
Janet: I was feeling done in, couldn’t win.
I had only ever fucked before
Columbia and Magenta: you mean she’s a… complete and total whore.
Janet:I thought there’s no use gutting
Into huvvy fucking (we pretended to be Dr. Scott)
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting.
…Fist-a fist-a fist-a fuck me, I want to be slutty, screw me chew me barbecue me, creature of the night…
(Same song) Magenta and Columbia: Fist-a fist-a fist-a fuck me, I want to be a lezzie, etc…
etc…
Earlier
Boom, pow faggot boxing. (you have to see it.)
Make me cum in your eye and fan it.
Let’s go fuck the man in the casket.
Baaaaaa! (Hint: Superheroes)
Remember Sue Blane (credits)
It’s your fault, your to blame.
Frank: …
Us: No, Sue’s to Blane, she made the costumes.
Look, it’s Scooby Doo, stoned again.
Look’s like your both fucking Goofy (and Donald Too!)
Or your left tit!
We’ll just say where we are and go fuck in the car, but we both want to fuck Tim Curry.
Janet, shake those condoms out of your hair!
Bok, Bok, Bok, Bgok. Looks like she would make Colonel Sanders Proud.
The man has no neck!
No neck, describe your balls.
Heavy, black and pendulous.
Is it true that you also fuck dead chickens?
It’s true also.
Windshield wipers on acid, pot, heroin, beer, etc…
There are many many more.
HUGS!
Sqrl
FTR, it’s:
Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! Ungh!
(repeat ad nauseum)
“It came from (where?!) outer space (thank you!)”
Near the end, when Riff has the gun–“A blink of the eye, a twitch of the lips, first one to scream gets shot in the tits.”
Hey, Frank, whose pool is this, thirteen times? “My my my my my my my my my my my my my!”
To Dr. F in the final scene.
Kill the crip! They get all the good parking spaces!
Everytime the narrator shows himself, yell “Frank White.”
(He’s our past governor that signed the first Creation “Science” bill into law. He just succeeded in making a monkey out of Arkansas.)
When Frank is attempting to climb up the curtain at the end: “No, not the godammed curtain. It didn’t work last time, and it’s not gonna work now!”
When I was in Germany, they all grunted after anyone said “Dr. Scott.” Strangeness…
Liipppps. We want LLLIIIIPPPS. ::the lips appear on the screen:: Thank you!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, God said, let there be lips. And there were. And they were good. Sing, lips!
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still, but he told us where we stand— on our feet! And Flash Gordon was there, in silver underwear-- they were gold!, Claude Raines was the invisible man-- outta sight!
*Hey, Janet, do you have syph?![i/]-- I got it, I got it!!!
I love that movie…
Now I’m in the mood for a midnight showing!
Now I’m in the mood for a midnight showing!
“Is it soup yet?”
“Fuck that bird!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Go-Gos!”
One of my finest Rocky moments was when, after seeing it every weekend for a year and hanging out with the cast, a friend and I went and saw it in my hometown instead. This was ages ago, so I can’t remember the line we said, but we thought it was pretty common. But we were the only ones that said it and the entire audience laughed out loud.
It was very cool and we were so proud of ourselves. To this day, I still wish I remembered the line. Damn!
“Is it soup yet?”
“Fuck that bird!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Go-Gos!”
One of my finest Rocky moments was when, after seeing it every weekend for a year and hanging out with the cast, a friend and I went and saw it in my hometown instead. This was ages ago, so I can’t remember the line we said, but we thought it was pretty common. But we were the only ones that said it and the entire audience laughed out loud.
It was very cool and we were so proud of ourselves. To this day, I still wish I remembered the line. Damn!
I was a windshield wiper once.
Up on stage.
The left one I think.
It’s a good thing I got laid that night.
I haven’t been in nearly eight or ten years since I took a co-worker who was a virgin to the RHPS experienc. When Columbia ran away from the dinner table I was the only one who blurted out “what’s the matter Columbia?!! You’ve eaten Meat Loaf before!” You can’t be very self-conscious at something like that but I wanted to shrink into my seat. <sigh> I still have a crush on Little Nell.
Whereas we say
“Dr Scott! Brad! Janet! Rocky!”
BULLWINKLE!
Also, the windshield wipers, you chant
Asshole slut asshole slut asshole slut…(as they point to the appropriate person)
When No Neck first appears, and the camera comes in for a close up, chant “F**k that chin!” (over and over while one person provides the shadow puppet action)
In the opening song with Lips, sing
“and f**king, and sucking on” (right before Lips says “Brad and Janet”)
“I’ve one thing to say, and that’s dammit, Janet”
“You’re a WHORE!”
But I’m still a relative newbie when it comes to Rocky, so I’m sure I’ll learn much more eventually. 
Greetings to all!
It’s been too long since I saw RHPS to remember most of the lines, but I can tell y’all–yours are much ruder than the ones I remember.
You might be interested in this, though:
< at the end of the chant > ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR! EVEN THE MOOSE IS HERE! NOT THE CHOCOLATE MOOSE, BUT THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY LOOKING EARS!
Our version: Dr. Scott: I’m outta my hed (sic)
SPELLED “HED”.
Dr. Scott: Oh, hurry, or I might be dead.
SPELLED RIGHT.
Dr. Scott: They mustn’t carry out their evil deeds…AAAAAGH
< as he screams > HEY, TWO OUT OF THREE AIN’T BAD!
< During the opening song > WHERE’S THE BEST PLACE TO FUCK?
In the back row
FUCK THE BACK ROW! FUCK THE FRONT ROW! FUCK EVERYBODY!
( Second crowd voice ) I’M FOR THAT!
Our crowd was definitaly cruder than the usual Rocky crowd.
A routine that I came up with got the general crowd of the time involved: (During the time Warp, at Magenta’s part) It’s astounding. Time is flleting. No you can’t see me…
DO YOU DOUCHE?
No, not at all.
WHERE’S YOUR C***?
In another dimension, with (something) intension.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR GERBILS?
Well secluded
THOUGHT SO.
I see all.
Hey, what can I say? I was a little perv in high school.