RHPS Fans Only!!

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, God said, “Let there be lips!!”

And there were. (And it looked like a f*cking Twizzlers commmercial!!)

And they SANG! (Sing, lips!)
[sub]Please continue the song!! Hell, let’s do the whole damned show! [/sub] :smiley:

(I met my husband at an RHPS cast after-show party. Our theater closed in March 2000. I have only been in two performances since. The other cast in town - the one still up and running - always sucked, and STILL sucks to this day, if I’m not mistaken. I’m having withdrawal!!! SOB)

I plan to go to two seperate stage performances mext month, one at UC Santa Cruz, one at UC Riverside.

However, I’ve never seen it in a theater. I am a virgin.

Only seen it 12 times at the theater, gawd I love that movie. Well, not the movie so much, but the experience.

Any good places to watch it in southern Cali?

We lost our theatre where I am too…more than a year ago!!! Life has never been the same. Now, I only seem to catch the show at the conventions I go to. So sad…I miss it!!!

What the hell, I’ll play

Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand ON OUR FEET
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man HE WASN’T INVISIBLE, I SAW HIM 15 TIMES
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong THEY WENT APESHIT
They got caught in a SEXUAL([SUB]celluloid[/SUB] jam
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From WHERE? Outer Space
And this is how the message ran…

CHOCOLATE LIPS!
Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette’S TWAT [SUB] Scott[/SUB]
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills WHAT THE FUCK’S A TRIFFID?
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the SHITS [SUB]runes[/SUB]
And passing them used lots of skills
But When Worlds Collide CLAP
Said George Pal to his bride
I’m gonna give you some SEXUAL[SUB]terrible[/SUB] thrills
Like SOME TEETH
Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I wanna go - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O. - Wo oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show WHERE DO ALL THE VIRGINS SIT??
In the back row - Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show

Someone else can do “Dammit Janet”

That’s not how we did it. We did it like this:
In the back row
Front row: Fck the back row!
Back row: F
ck the front row!
Front row: We fcked you first!
Back row: We f
cked you best!

Saw the movie hundreds of times (performed some, too) in movie theaters in the Baltimore, MD area. In every theater in this area, it was the same exchange every damn time!

Related story: Theater in Dundalk I used to go see it at, Friday night, a girl slipped on some rice during the Time Warp, and banged her head pretty good. Saturday night, manager made an announcement: There will be no dancing in the movie theater. It’s too dangerous. So, when it came time to do the Time Warp, we all went out to the lobby and did it there! The manager withdrew the new rule! :slight_smile:

Don’t know about all the various casts in So. Cal (I’ve seen ads for three or four that I can think of) but one I do know about, as I went with my wife to see them once, is at the Nuart Theatre on Santa Monica Blvd., just off the 405 freeway in West LA.

If you are really interested in finding this theatre, you can find it here:
www.landmarktheatres.com
Click on “Los Angeles” in the list of cities on the left, then on the left scroll down and click on “Nuart Theater,” then click on “Films” in the text menu along the top, then click on “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”.

WTF? Check out my location, I could say the same thing, hundreds of shows in and around B-more. How old are you, maybe it’s changed over the years?

Also, how do you pronounce f*ck? Is it anything like “fuck”? How do you pronounce an asterick?

“FASS ter ik” with a Yiddish-like “chhh” on the k.

Since we’re asking, what’s a good place to see it in San Francisco or Berkely (or anywhere nearby)? (I know, you’d think there’d be one on every block.)

Ooops, I did forget to check your location. And yes, it’s my guess it’s changed over the years. My RHPS days started when I was 19, and ended when I was about 26, which was more than 15 years ago!

As for the “f*ck”, yes, it’s pronounced pretty much like “fuck”. It was my understanding that the use of this kind of language is discouraged in all of these forums except the pit. Since I don’t usually use language that bad (except when I go to RHPS:)), I guess I didn’t realize differently. It was my lame little stab at discretion.:o

Sad story time.

The only place here in Sacramento that had RHPS was our local second run theater. It was nice… a decent cast (included one of my brothers) and we obliged by the theatres requests not to do squirt guns, or rice… his staffing was mostly school age kids who had to be gone by the time our midnite showing was over with.

Well, several years ago, a the complex that the theater was part of was bought by a new development company. The bought some security, and started inforced strict rules about loitering and dress.

They forced our favorite coffee place into selling his shop.

About a year and a half ago, they tore down the theatre. They have no plans of putting in a new one.

Other than a rare appearance by a Bay Area crew, there is no RHPS in Sacramento.

Weird, we’re pretty close to contemporaries, although my RHPS days were 18-20 years ago. Guess it changed.

As to “fuck”, I was just yanking your chain a little. While gratitutious swearing is not encouraged outside the pit, “normal” swearing isn’t prohibited, I am amused at all the posters ( and there are a lot ) who post astericks and jump through other hoops just to avoid typing “fuck”.

Only outside of the Pit, dave.

And thank you for playing along!!

We had different AP lines (and a lot more of 'em). Unfortunately, I can’t exactly type them at work!!
For anybody who was/is in cast, who did/do you play?

I was usually Janet, but sometimes Columbia, and Rocky on occasion.

Imagine how cute my fiance and I were as Brad and Janet!!

One year (must have been 2000), our cast was asked to attend a company party where they would be showing the movie in the background (without sound) for entertainment. Ironically, it was at the home theater of the other cast in Indy!! :smiley: Even that theater knew we were a better, more rehearsed cast with more props. We had great fun just wandering around in costume, mingling with the drunken corporate guests. The LOVED the fact that Brad and Janet were really engaged in real life!! Then we got to do the show (after six months of no performances), and we loved it. But the drunken idiots started throwing cold shrimp and broccoli florets at us. They turned off the movie.

At Halloween (same year?) we went back to the theater to enjoy the show, but were roped into performing (WHAT A SURPRISE!!) because both theaters were full, and they only had one cast. Luckily for them, we had most of OUR cast there. And people honestly said that we (sans costumes, props, and rehearsals) were better than the in-house cast.

SIGH Oh how I miss my floor show!!

I’ve seen RHPS 200+ times in theatres in five states. I was part of three different casts, usually playing Eddie although I pinch-hit as pretty much every other character and once, after the rest of one of the casts decided they were bored and left, did the entire floor show from “Rose Tint My World” on by myself.

I credit RHPS for saving my life. I was suicidally depressed in high school and had picked out the day I was going to kill myself. A couple of things intervened and the date got pushed back. Meanwhile, I had gotten into RHPS Friday and Saturday nights and found that, with that to look forward to on weekends, I could make it through the week.

I don’t go to my local showing because I think the cast does an abysmal job. They seem to think that the audience participation album is Gospel and are extremely intolerant of any variation. They seem completely oblivious to the idea that the callbacks are an evolving thing and that by fossilizing them in 1977 that eventually people are going to stop getting the cultural references. Seeing it is just not a fun experience with them. They used to perform just on alternate weeks so I’d go every once in a while on their off-weeks but now they perform at every screening. So, when I get the urge, I put on the DVD and do the Time Warp again by myself.

I was actually in the cast of the stage show (no movie included) as Riff Raff not too long ago. It was possibly the most fun I’ve ever had in a theater, except for the part where my pants ripped right up the back while I was singing Time Warp, and just kind of fell half way around my legs.

No, actually, that was fun, too.

The callback experience is really different with the stage show, of course, because you don’t have the movie to keep up with. There’s a tremendous amount of variation, and improv, and it’s a blast. During the Narrator’s opening speech, when he begins, “There were storm clouds overhead…” and the audience shouted the inevitable callback line, our Narrator, without missing a beat, said “large, salty, melt in your mouth.” Standing atop Frank’s house for my big entrance, I almost fell down laughing.

Great show. Ruined my voice for weeks, but GREAT show.

  • FCF

Always glad to provide amusement for my fellow Dopers! :slight_smile:

I was Magenta. We had a pretty good cast. Our Frankie was the best I ever saw!

Some friends and I saw the stage show in DC. It was great, but callbacks were not allowed. The only callback anyone ever did at that performance was when Frank says “Whatever happened to Faye Wray?” Someone yelled “She went apeshit!” Frank looked, regally, into the audience, and, as if coached by Miss Manners herself, replied “Thank you so much”! Everyone cracked up!

The Rocky Horror Show was staged at Washburn University of Topeka in June of 2001. I went to the fifth of the six performances, and had so much fun I was sorry the next show was sold out.

The audience as a whole couldn’t do the response thing, especially throwing things, because it might have endangered the actors. You try prancing around the stage in 6 inch heels and avoiding rice at the same time! But we loved it anyway, and I learned the show is a whole 'nother experience when seen live.

Did I mention this was in Topeka?

Did I mention this was in Topeka, Kansas?

So you know what that means don’t you? It gives the theater-going experience a much greater piquancy when the entire Phelps clan is picketing outside!

BTW, here is a link that shows Frank-n-Furter. The picture is small but if you click on it you can get a larger version. I saw the guy after the show and I told him “Your mother must be so proud of you!” And he replied “She is. She’s standing right over there!”

http://www.cjonline.com/stories/062201/wee_rocky.shtml

We want lips! We want lips!

Ah, the RHPS… sighs happily Back in the day, (the late '70’s) I used to go to The Balboa Theater on Balboa Island almost every weekend to see it. I’m sure quite a bit has changed since then. I never performed, but would dress as Frank N Furter and call back from the audience. My then boyfriend (now husband) had a heck of a time convincing me to go see it with him the first time because I was sure it was going to offend me.:smiley: Ha! Not only did it not offend me, I became obsessed with everything Rocky.
The time has passed all too quickly and now I have children who are the same age as I was in my RHPS days.

A cool sidenote: my teenage daughter has 2 of my RHPS posters up on the wall in her bedroom and wears my, “Don’t Dream It, Be It” button. I am a cool mom!:smiley:

I remember taking two of my virgin friends to see RHPS on Halloween night in the local baseball stadium. I’d dressed up, of course, and they were just in regular clothes…and they spent the whole car ride over acting like I was the freak. Mainly because I was carrying a huge grocery bag full of supplies. Oh, and wearing lots of black and white makeup.

I don’t think they were prepared for the full cast production. Or, for that matter, the rice, bread, and toilet paper we were all throwing. I was laughing constantly at the expressions on their faces.

Are we reminiscing now?

I first saw RHPS in 1979 during a college break in Miami, when a high-school buddy of mine dragged me to see it at The Coconut Grove Playhouse. I felt like I was the only person there who hadn’t seen the film multiple times!

A few months later it started playing midnights in Gainesville, where I was attending the University of Florida. At first my friends and I went to every show armed with a plethora of props. Not only rice and newspaper and lighters and water pistols, but toast, toilet paper and even a manaquin’s right arm (you know, Columbia’s “I’d give my right arm for that man” speech…), plus a few others I’d guess most people have not seen outside that theater.

Soon we aquired more props, like the appropriate pink rubber gloves to raise up and snap at the appropriate time, and then my girlfriend and I started wearing lab coats. The theater played the soundtrack as the audience waited for the movie to start, and we started acting out Dammit Janet (in our lab coats) before the film. The applause was always a positive reinforcement.

Then someone gave me a blue bathrobe, and I started wearing that (since I wear glasses anyways, instant Brad). One of my friends (who had surprised us one week by coming in a full scale Transylvanian Partyer outfit one week) then wanted to top our Brad and Janet costumes, and did a fully accurate Riff Raff, down to a professional type bald wig with glued on blonde hair.

It was not too long after that that we tried to get a cast together. We called ourselves The Original Gainesville Cast and not only played every week at our local theater (the assistant manager was nice enough to screen the film for us a few times during the daytime for rehearsal purposes - we didn’t have VCR’s back in the day) but soon started accepting invitations to perform at various events in other cities. We “played” Jacksonville, Tampa, Miami and even Atlanta for their year anniversary or something.

We even got to meet Richard O’Brien (it’s a long story, but he was on vacation in Florida). Through us bringing him down to the Coconut Grove Playhouse in Miami the owners there got to talk to him (while our cast was performing) and got him to come down for The Grove’s 2nd Anniversary celebration held at a skating rink. Little Nell was there, too, and maybe Pat Quinn… I don’t really remember. I do remember that the theater owners said that since the screen they had set up to show the film after all the festivities was right on the ground, that we couldn’t perform in front of the screen as it would block the view. Of course, we agreed, and then did it anyways, to everyone in the audience’s delight. I also remember that during the obligatory “costume contest” Richard O’Brien actually ignored the official entries and found me on the floor to give the Best Brad prize to. Some of got to spend a little time with Richard O’Brien that week, and went as far as to try to drive him around to show him Miami, but alas, the second “gas crisis” was at that time and we couldn’t get any gas for the car at that time of night. Oh well.

That was our last show as a cast together. Our Riff-Raff moved out to California, and we just sort of all went our own ways. Our Riff-Raff joined some casts in California (the Roxy theater, I think, and then Manhattan Beach) but he’s the only one of us who kept it up after that.

A coincidental note: many years later, I find out that my wife saw RHPS maybe 20 or 30 times… which doesn’t seem like a whole lot to those of us whose screenings easily number in the hundreds, but this was during it’s original run, when it opened in LA in 1975. No audience participation at all (in fact, she actually does not like any of that audience participation stuff, as she thinks it drowns out the real movie)! Who’da thunk it?