But fuck him for ruining the beginning of the NFL season. Every time I look at a sports channel they are talking about this asshole.
And of course the Ravens are playing tonight.
If I didn’t have to work tomorrow I would make up some kinda drinking game.
Fuck you Ray.
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The guy’s done nothing that can’t be fixed by a maudlin, public religious conversion. A few well-placed Praise Jesus!'s, and all those people who think Gandhi went to hell will be blubbering uncontrollably.
He’s suspended indefinitely. Nobody is going to sign him until the suspension is lifted because you don’t get a roster exemption for suspended players.