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I give him props for learning a second language as well as he has. It speaks well of the ESL programs at UC.
Yes imagine it now, a car in a smoldering heap, enveloped in flames, the cops or firefighters arrive and ask if you were speeding to determine if you are worthy of being pulled from the smoking wreckage, that’s the world we all want to live in right?
Sure why not.
Why help anyone ever for anything whether it’s their fault or not?
I live on an isthmus between two large lakes, a bay, and two more lakes, with three more down the pike. And this is Wisconsin, where winter lasts from the Autumnal Equinox to National Bunsen Burner Day (3/31). It feels like those lakes are lousy with ice fishermen for almost half the year.
From a tall building you can look in any direction and see a carpet of colorful parkas and ice shacks on the lakes. It always looks like the frigid fanatics outnumber the fish.
But my point (thank you for sticking with me long enough to hear it…) is that after sixty years of watching this pageantry, I have never once seen a truck out on the ice.
They drive TO the lake, leave their precious trucks on the shore and cart their twelve-packs out to the shack on their kids’ sleds. Oh, I’ve seen a snowmobile or two on the frozen waterways, but the trucks stay safe.
Agreed, fuck everyone.
Ok at least now we know, you don’t care that it was his fault you’re just a misanthrope, now we all understand.
Fuck off, asshole. It was his fault for taking as truck on the ice. This is something that doesnt need to be done and was a deliberate act. He should have received no help for this.
Yes but I thought your worldview was fuck everyone right, is that really your position or not?
My position is fuck you, fuck stick.
Right like I said you’re a misanthrope.
You’re really not very good at this.
And you are a fucking asshole. Fuck off.
You didnt really raise the bar either.
Joke of the Day:
Question: What sexual position results in an ugly, tiny dicked baby?
Answer: Ask UCBearcat’s Mom!
It’s ok man if you had an accident whether it was your fault or not, I’d still attempt to save you if I could, you can take some comfort that most people are better than you are, in fact I doubt you’re really as jaded as you pretend to be.
Where is the best place to take a piss while drinking beer?
In a pool!!
Three biggest UCBearcats lies:
- My truck is paid off
- I won this belt buckle at the rodeo
- And I was just helping that calf over the fence!