Fuck him fuck him Fuck him. I was not moving and he rammed me at 40k. Merry Fucking Christmas fuckhead. Take your fucking gas hogging, hill billy environmental polluting shitmobile and drive it straight to fucking hell. I really needed this right before christmas, like running 4 school music programs, paying off my debt, and living in shit hole town while everyone else I know is running around having fun isn’t enough. You have to fucking ram my car.
The world is full of shitheads. I want to move away and start my life over.
On a lesser note, fuck the asshole who was tailgating me and honking at me this morning. The roads are terrible, I was going over the speed limit already, and it didn’t get you anywhere faster. I’m sure the guy in front of me you tailgated immediately after didn’t appreciate it either. I just hope you don’t crash into anyone like Quasimodal.
On the flip side, the guy who rear ended me did me a great favor. I got more from the settlement than I could I have sold the car for (I was trying sell it when I got hit).
I have alberta insuracnce…so far so good…I am not at fault in anyway, so I don’t think my premiums will go up. And I won’t have to pay a deductible. So far the process is going smooth, but I’m waiting for something to come along and fuck it all up.
Toyota Matrix. Essentially a Corolla with more room and a back hatch. Or a Pontiac Vibe. Same as a Matrix, but you get to ask if anyone wants to ride your Vibe.
Even if you found a world with no shitheads, there would be shitfeet or the dreaded shitelbows.
KneadToKnow, is she your first girlfriend or something? Has no one had the talk with you about, you know, keeping your TMI in TMI threads? It’s creepy.
Oh, for cryin’ out loud. A throwaway joke in a post where I suggest the OP got hit by someone driving the space shuttle sure got taken a lot more seriously than I could possilby have ever expected. It’s getting so smartass can’t be a smartass around here any more.
