Yeah, I use a wooden boat oar to eat with and to stir my coffee. People tend to not sit next to me though. But when I end up shits creek then who’ll be mr popular?
Yeah, but when that happens, would you ever want to use your paddle for eating again? What will you do then? Hmm?
Whoa. Flatware with Tums built right in. [Guinness Guy]Brilliant![/Guinness Guy]
Suprise, suprise, the name of the company is on the handle. I present to you the amazing useless silverware: Biocorp
I hope they don’t decide to implement some of their other products.
This made me spit out my coffee with both amusement AND disgust.
And what if the fork was acid glue and the fork was Hitler? What then?
Then my job here is done. 
How can the fork be both acid glue AND Hitler? It’s got to be one or the other. Make up your mind. 
Perhaps they melted down Hitler’s satanic hooves into glue and added acid? But what do I know.
I meant knife!
[homer simpson mis-quote]
Aaaah, I See you’ve played forky-knifey before.
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Quite a few, I suspect, if you count suffocating elderly bedridden aunts for your share of the inheritance as murder. Still, they’ll have my pillow when they pry it out from under my cold dead head.
Wally: I believe God put people on Earth because he hates us. I also believe that coffee tastes better if you stir it with your finger.
Dilbert: Sounds like a lonely religion.
Wally: They all start out that way.
Yeah, but who counts that as murder? Who among us hasn’t “hastened the demise” of a few well-chosen relatives by “killing them”? We can’t all be Jesus, you know.
Huzzah! Justice has prevailed. Enough people have openly complained about the utensils and they have been removed.
As I understand it, it was impossible to eat things as simple as pasta and soup with them. And although it may be pointless now, I was able to obtain the following
I can understand all but the mass temperature and MFR 230/5/ISO 1133, what are those? Anyway, if the utensils are molded at 30-60 C°, it’s no wonder they melted at such low temperatures.
The fork is singular at one end and plural at the other. I bet it can be more than two things at once.
What the fuck is a “hamburger clam”? It’s a genetically engineered surf and turf organism! Clamburger: It’s what’s for dinner.
The things they store hamburgers in, they have two sides like a clam and close around like a clam.
Can one really hold “fork” and “not fork” in one’s hands at the same time?
This is a ‘sound of one hand clapping’ thing, isn’t it? 