Actually, I think it’s more of a Schrodinger’s Cat thing.
Say, what is the sound of one hand slapping Shroedinger’s Cat?
There’s a revolutionary new device for storing hamburgers in. It’s called “paper”.
That depends. Is the hand holding a “fork”, a “not fork”, or both?
ruf
Well, half the time you miss.
I would think it depends upon whether the Cat is dead or alive, or half-dead and half-alive.
I wouldn’t go fucking around with zombie cats. Regular cats are enough trouble, but zombie cats, shit, you best run and hide.
[QUOTE=Scarface Z]
My knife fucking melted whilst cutting apart the slices of my pizza! QUOTE]
Waitasec. You cut up a slice of pizza?
You cut up a slice of PIZZA?
That’s…that’s just wrong.
gives Scarface Z a weird look, takes his pizza slice and runs
No, once again, the pizza wasn’t sliced well, and so I grabbed a knife to separate each individual slice. Why is this so hard a concept to understand? Hasn’t anyone ever grabbed a slice of pizza only to have the cheese come off because it stuck to another slice? I was merely avoiding this, geez.
And I was just teasing. Nothing to get flustered about.
Take a few deep breaths.
Well, it is a pretty serious allegation. 
You’re supposed to savagely tear the pizza apart with your bare hands.