Fuck the LAKERS!!!(and a little Kings praise)

The BBQ Pit
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I live in Sacramento and I hate the Lakers. Hate the Lakers with a passion. I hate other sports teams: The Dodgers(Because I’m a Giants fan, it’s their natural rival), The Yankees(Just because I’m tired of seeing them buy championships), The Cowboys(49ers fan, i have just always hated them), The Packers(see Cowboys), but there is NO team that even comes close to the Lakers in my book. I think I was beginning to forget how much I hated the Lakers. Until last night when they played the Kings. It all started coming back to me. One thing that pisses me off about the Lakers is how the referees always favor them. I know most people will dismiss this because I am a Kings fan, but its fucking true! They get so many bullshit calls. Last night the Kings got 2 technical and 1 flagrant foul called on them in the span of a few minutes. 1 of the technicals was deserved. Gerald Wallace got the flagrant foul called on him for standing in the lane. The Kings had about 10 times where they were called for stepping out of bounds. It just seems that everytime I watch a Lakers game there are some bullshit calls that just leave me thinking “what the fuck?”.
Here’s a list of things I hate about the Lakers:

Shaq- Fuck you. I fucking hate you. It’s sad that someone with so little skill can dominate a game just because he is big and strong. All you do is plow into the lane, knock some people out of the way and then dunk the ball or put up some lame ass 3 footer. I hate how after you slam home an alley-oop you open your eyes all wide and get that stupid ass expression on your face like you just did something way more amazing than you actually did. I hate how your such a little bitch. Generally the calls by the refs are in Shaqs favor by 95% to 5%. But on the rare occasion that the calls only in his favor by 90% to 10% you will whine like a baby and claim the refs are against you. Your a fucking idiot!

Kobe- Fuck you. I fucking hate you. I will give Kobe credit for being an amazing basketball player. He is fucking incredible. But I still hate him. I think the thing that bothers me most about Kobe are his mannerisms. I hate the way he chews his gum. I hate how he will lick his lips from side to side on his way back up court after making a 3 or a long jumper. He just bothers me.

Rick Fox-Fuck you. Rick Fox fucking pisses me off. For lots of reasons. He needs a haircut. He is so arrogant. I loved it when Christie socked him in the jaw a few years back. You are no good, stop acting like you are! I remember how he used to grab the shit out of Peja and they would give him credit for playing good defense. Not anymore though. Peja is star now, and you still suck. Peja was draining 3’s last night on him. Also, please don’t try to be an actor after you retire. I don’t know need to see anymore once you retire. Just thank Shaq and Kobe for winning you championships, and don’t be heard from again.

Karl Malone-I know Karl’s never even played against the Kings as a Laker but I hate him form his Utah days. I have always hated Malone. He is a dirty basketball player. He loves to use his elbow and knees, and he likes to hurt people. I was actually happy when Malone went to the Lakers. It allows me to concentrate all of my hate on one team. Malone doesn’t even worry me anymore. He’s washed up.

Phil Jackson-Fuck you. Phil fucking pisses me off. You are a cocky motherfucker. I hate how he gets SO much credit for being a great coach. All I want is for you to take a team that doesn’t have the best player in the league and see how far you can get them. He just loves to piss off Kings fans. Fuck you, Phil! He always has lame excuse as to why the Lakers lost. Will never give another team any credit.

Gary Payton-Why did you have to go to the Lakers? I never had anything against Payton before, but lost a tremendous amount of respect for him once he joined the Lakers. He’s lost a step though. Bibby abused him last night.

Derek Fisher- Fisher’s a bitch. He flops as much Vlade does, but no one ever mentions it. Fishers good at one thing. Shooting wide open 3’s. He makes some, misses some. He doesn’t really matter anymore. He gets credit for playing good defense, but he’s not really that good. They just need something good to say about him.

Luke Walton-I only hate you because you are related to your Dad. Not really his fault, but that’s no excuse. I hate Bill Walton. He is so fucking stupid. I sometimes wonder if he even believes the shit that comes out of his mouth. He is so annoying. I can predict almost everything he’s gonna say. I love it when Tom Tolbert announces games with Bill. Tolbert will point out all the stupid shit coming out of Waltons mouth. He contradicts himself all of the time. So, fuck you Luke.

Devean George-I don’t know if I spelled it right, but it doesn’t really matter. Just like you don’t matter. He does have a thick body though. So, atleast he has that going for him.

Horace Grant-Fuck you. Retire already.

Medvedenko-Whatever. I can’t really think of anything to hate him for.

Kareem Rush-Your fucking pathetic. I think that the Lakers are the easiest team to be a good role player on. Because Shaq and Kobe will get you opens shots. But your still shitty. So that makes you even more shitty than the normal shitty players.

Fuck, who am I missing?

Do they still have Shaw? If so, fuck him too.

I hate Lakers fan too. Lakers fans aren’t real fans. I don’t even think Lakers fans follow the Lakers until the playoffs. If they lose, Lakers fans don’t care. They just like to talk shit when the Lakers win. They are just annoying, ignorant, and unrational. You know how they always say that there is no use in arguing with an idiot? Well that’s how I feel when talking to a Lakers fan.
I met a girl last weekend. She was cute girl. Very smart and very fun to talk to. We were getting along wonderfully. Until she told me she was a Lakers fan. I didn’t even ask for her number. I can’t overlook such a glaring flaw in character.

I hate Bob Costas for being so Pro-Lakers during his broadcasts. I remember how he used to cream his pants everytime the Lakers did anything remotely good. NBC doesn’t show NBA games anymore though, so maybe I won’t have to hear him anymore. Barkley pisses me off too. How was that crow you had last night Barkley? Huh? It was funny. Last night after the game Bibby came on their TNT post game show. Barkley was bitter because the Kings won and made him look like a fool so he was talking shit about the Kings. He talking shit to Bibby. Basically saying, you guys can’t win on the road you won’t win the championship. Bibby says: “How would you know Charles? How many Championships do you have?”. That might not be exactly how it happened, but it was close. Charles was too stupid to realise that Bibby was talking shit to him and just went on with his question.

In conclusion I would just like to add that the Kings will win the championship this year. Guaranteed. They beat the Lakers last night missing 3 of their top players(Webber,Miller, and Bobby Jackson), while getting jobbed by the referees. Last night the 2 best players on the floor were Bibby and Peja. I feel it doesn’t matter what happens this year the Kings will find a way to win it. Someone will step up. We have some many players who can score and pass it’s incredible.

Fuck the Lakers, Lakers fan, and the announcers who kiss the Lakers asses.
KINGS WILL WIN IT THIS YEAR

-Shaggarito

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I’ve said it before here, and I’ll say it again…Lakers fans are the most annoying fans in the country. They don’t just complain when they lose, they complain when they don’t win by enough. Like bad party guests, they show up late, leave early, and offer little but negative comments in between.
I lived in LA for only a year, but that was enough to turn me off of that team for life.

And I offer that as a fan of no particular NBA team at all!

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Still mad because your pussy team can never come throw in the clutch, huh? I understand. Face it, you come from a two-bit cow town with a huge inferiority complex and the Kings will probably never win anything.

So, did you cry when Horry drilled that three back in 2002 Conference Finals and stabbed your team right through the heart?

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Oh yeah, and since you’re a Giants fan, I can mock you for that, too, since I’m an Angels fan.

Remember when your team choked in 2002 and couldn’t put away the Angels? Remember Spiezio smashing a homer in Game 6 to keep the Angels alive? And remember when the Giants couldn’t even muster a pretense at competitiveness in Game 7?

Good times.

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Neurotik- Wow, how clever. Predictable Lakers fan response. Is there some kind of handbook where you guys get all these responses? Because they are all the same!
Just admit it’s over. I think that with the King and Lakers that their style of play also represents the attitude of each city.
LA Lakers-Egotistical, self-absorbed, me me me. Shaq is always crying about touches, Kobe’s shoots way too much, Payton tried to post-up twice late last night and threw up 2 ugly shots. All because they want to be the man.
Sacto-On the other hand. Has a whatever it takes for the betterment of the team attitude. They share the ball beautifully. You never hear them crying about shots or touches. You never hear them bickering with each other. All because they want to win.

I consider it good vs. evil. And this is the year that the Kings finally take them down. And it will be sweeter than any of the Lakers championships.We will beat the Lakers, win the championship, and then sit back and watch the Lakers crumble. Kobe will leave, Phil will probably retire because he will know that he no longer has the best team and won’t want to do some actual coaching. Shaq probably thinks he can do it himself, but he can’t. He will hurt himself trying though, and be forced to retire. The Lakers won’t even be a playoff team.

-Shaggarito

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Dude you forgot one.

Fuck the officials who are so busy sucking the Lakers and Phil Jackson’s dick they don’t bother to watch the fucking ball. Gee the Lakers look like they might lose, let’s let them rape the Nuggets players every time the have the ball. Uh Oh that not working well enough. Well let’s just blow the whistle and take the ball away from the Nugget’s and gie it to Shaq with a crappy jump ball that we don’t even bother to follow the rules that it has to be coming down before he hits it.

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Sadly, this makes you an evil-doer.

You must be destroyed. Nothing personal, you understand.
:smiley:

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Nice OP.

All I got to see was the fourth quarter last night but it always makes me feel good to see the kings beat the lakers. :slight_smile:

What makes you think we have an inferiority complex? Most people I know love this city and we certainly love our team, win or lose. Which is more than I can say for many Lakers “fans”.

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Fuck Divac, he’s a flopper.

Fuck Christie, he’s a mad fundie.

Fuck Webber for being so fucking dumb. This idiot lies to the grand jry and then gets caught with drugs.

Fuck Shaq for being so talentless and thinking that HE owns the league.

Fuck Kobe for being a cocky little shit.

Fuck Fisher for just being annoying.

Fuck Devean George for thinking he’s the man because he gets to play with the big boys.

Fuck Duncan for being boring.

Fuck Ginobili for giving me a fucking heart-attack every time he drives to the hoop.

Fuck Francis for dribbling the ball for 23 fucking seconds and then tossing up crappy shots over and over again.

Fuck Carter - He dunks, he jumps, he’s so fucking brittle he injures himself every other game.

Fuck the NBA!

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As opposed to Kings’ fans, whose cries of ref bias and how the Lakers are a selfish team and they’re just a reflection of the general Los Angeles decadence and shallowness are original every time. :rolleyes:

Uh-huh. The results represent each city, too. Lakers are winners and Kings are losers who can’t cut it when it counts.

Uh-huh.

Call me when your team can cut it when it counts.

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Look… let’s all come together, hold hands and admit one thing:

Derek Fisher and Vlade Divac are two of the biggest dramatic floppers in the game.
Fisher will thrust his body into you, stick to you, and when you try to make a move, the little fucker goes flying six feet and gets up and claps for the offensive foul call while Vlade when he starts losing position in the post goes straight for the fall… sometimes it works.

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King-sized incentive: Look for what Charles Barkley said on TNT Thursday to make its way back to the Sacramento Kings.

“Back in my day, we used to say when we played a bad team that we would beat them 100 times out of a 100,” Barkley said. “If the Lakers and Sacramento played 100 playoff series, the Lakers are going to win 100 playoff series.”
From Today’s LA TIMES. Chuck speaks the truth.

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That is ridiculous. The Kings were really close to beating the Lakers. It was a 4-3 series win. A Horry buzzer-beater and a bunch of questionable calls in game 6 (Neurotik, yes, IMO, there were some key questionable calls…I watched the game as an outsider), the series was close and well-fought. How can Barkley even compare the Lakers-Kings series to a good team-bad team series? He mouths off statements all too often without thinking.

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Just thought I’d resurrect this to laugh.

The Kings can’t beat the Lakers when LA is at full strength and everyone knows it. They are a no-heart, no-guts team that can’t cut it when it counts.

Enjoy watching the window close a little bit more.

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Bwahahaha, watching that beatdown of the Kings last night was poetic.

More to come in the playoffs losers!

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Yeah. That was pretty gruesome to watch last night. I felt like I was going to throw-up during the whole game. At one point in the game, when it started getting a little physical, and we were down 30, I was seriously rooting for Adelman to put Massenburg in for the sole purpose of beating a Laker up. Preferably Malone or Fox. Kobe and his bullshit left-hand shots. Fucker!!!

I have a question. How is it possible that your (supposedly) best player/MVP Candidate last couple years/guy getting paid 120 million dollars returns to your team and it doesn’t make your team any better?
I wish that Webber would go up to Adelman and say “team was doing better before I came back, I’d like to come off the bench and lets see what happens”.
It seems that Webber (and alot of the stupid ass media folks) thinks that he needs to be the the MAIN guy. I just don’t think thats the case. He just needs to be another piece of the team.
I know Webber will never say that though.

I’m still confident that this is the Kings year. Lakers haven’t beaten the Kings at full strength either. Bobby Jackson should be back soon. And we still lead the season series 2-1. I think that yesterdays game was the kick in the ass that the Kings needed. Kings and Lakers play again on the 11th, it will be a nice little confidence boost heading into the playoffs.

Typical Lakers fans out this morning. I notice that Lakers fans act disinterested when the Lakers lose, but talk shit all day long when they win.

By the way, I watched the whole entire game last night. Like a true die-hard Kings fan.

Oh yeah, that was pretty cool last night when Malone smacked Webber in the face and there was no foul. I’ve become accustomed to those kind of calls when we play the Lakers.
Remember a couple years ago in the playoffs when Bibby nosed Kobe in the elbow? Of course, Bibby was called for the foul. :rolleyes:
-Shaggarito-
P.S- Rick Fox can’t handle Peja anymore. He used to be able to do a decent job guarding him(mostly by grabbing him). But not anymore. Peja IS the best player on the Kings.

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Let me preface this by saying I’m not really a Laker fan, I just want them to win it all this year. I’d like to see Karl and Gary get their rings, that’s pretty much it. I also find Shaq pretty amusing and to be a likable guy. I can’t stand Kobe, who isn’t fit to hold Jordan’s jockstrap.

I would have loved to have seen that. Malone is one if the toughest guys to play the game, I doubt he would be getting beaten up by anyone.

Because Webber is overrated.

Ain’t gonna happen.

If the “fab four” are healthy, anyone who gets in their way will have some serious problems. They have at least 4 guys on the floor that eash could carry a game and get 30.

Nah, just when you King fans come whining.

Should have caught some Chappell.

Ah yes, the ref conspiracy, that will get you rings. :rolleyes:

Well, Peja only had 20 last night, and his team was blown the fuck out, so someone did their job on shutting him down.

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I agree. Look at his college days, Jalen Rose was the crunch time guy on that team most of the time. I think Webber is like a non-insane Rasheed Wallace. Great player, but he’s not someone who’s going to carry the team by himself like KG, Kobe or Duncan.

The only reason I said anything was because I remembered this thread. Without it, there would have been no mention of the game by me. The problem is that Kings fans talk smack all day long whenever they win, and then when they get beat they start getting upset that other people are throwing it back at them.

That’s good. I guess.

You mean Christie. And I guess it makes up for all the times that Jackson comes barreling into the lane, doesn’t get touched and then lands on his back in the stands and gets a foul.

We’ll see. Fox has been out for a while. It’ll take him a few more weeks to get his legs back.

Rest assured that Peja will once again become Fox’s bitch during the playoffs. The only two guys on the Kings that worry me when the playoffs come are Bibby and that little shit Bobby Jackson.

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Ahhhh, 2 insane Knick fans pulling for the Lakers, what a strange world. :smiley:

Freaky to think the Grizz are 21-5 since the break. The Kings and the Knicks were interchangeable last night.

Nice to see you by the way.

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Kings? I remember them. They rolled out of Kansas City and nobody cared.