FUCK YOU CNN! You stupid shit-weaseles.

Sitting here on the computer with CNN on TV in the background, there’s nothing else on and I’ve got things to do, and breaking in from a commercial break you fucking drop the huge fucking spoiler from last nights Soprano’s!.

No warning, no preface, not even a note that you’re switching to TV topics or anything. What fucking day and age are you living in where you think it’s OK to spoil TV shows on the news??? Is the concept of a DVR and HBO’s encore broadcasts foreign to you!!! Fucking shithead producers and anchors.

They didn’t even discuss it. It wasn’t in any context about entertainment news. Just a throw-away line in-between to national news stories about a factory fire and last nights severe weather. It’s like they fucking spoiled it just for the sake of spoiling it. Jesus fucking H Christ on a matzo.

It’s the equivalent of a prick coming out of a movie theather to announcing who did it to the folks waiting in line. CNN, don’t fucking make me start watching FOX News. There will be a reckoning and you will be dealt with severly.

Damn them for talking about a television program that was on last night and has now been available for viewing to the entire nation for 16 hours!

Omniscience isn’t quite what it used to be.

Certain media outlets took into account that some people use this wondrous new invention called TiVo, where they could do something wild like watch it the following night instead. I hear it’s all the rage with the young kids.

The Chicago Tribune even went one step further and put a spoiler warning at the head of the column that reviewed the episode.

It’s not like it’s 1979 and everyone watches things as they air. Me, I had other things to do last night. I’m looking forward to watching it this evening, if I can get it in before 24 starts.

Spoilage is spoilage; I’d be choked too if I was watching CNN and, out of the blue, they dropped a bombshell clip. I haven’t opened at the (spoiler-marked) Cafe Thread, and if I saw a bumper on CNN that mentioned they were going to talk about the big developments in last night’s episode, I’d change the fucking channel immediately.

Newsday and the CBS Morning Show, however, spoiled it, the latter even showing a clip. They did discuss how anyone who was waiting until later in the week would be spoiled.

The Sopranos season premiere was an “event”; much like a Superbowl or the American Idol finals, if you want to record or watch future showing and still be surprised, you will have to hide under a rock, read no papers, watch no TV, listen to no radio and overhear no watercooler talk. I doubt future episodes will be newsworthy events, so you should be safe next week when Tony, in a morphine dream sequence, puts on a tutu and does a pirouet.

Thanks for the chuckle, Raygun!

The BBC spoilt Season 7 of the West Wing in an obituary of John Spencer. The worst thing? Season 7 has only just started in the UK, now, and hadn’t even aired at the time of Spencer’s death. Grrr.

Perhaps you have stern words for the SDMB staff who apparently saw fit to make a rule about it here. Clearly that are out of touch as well. Fucking idiot.

As I neither have HBO, nor do I turn on CNN, might I request you give us a spoiler-boxed précis of the offending plot development?

I sympathize (although I don’t get the anger in the OP. It’s just a freakin’ TV show). CNN should not have aired the spoiler without some kind of warning.

But I think it’s kind of dumb to expect the media to shy away from talking about a major, extremely hyped television show after it’s already aired. What is the first thing people want to do after they’ve watched a good show? They want to talk about it.

It’s kind of like expecting the sportcasters not to talk about the results of the Superbowl after the game is over. It seems to me that if you’re going to watch a show at your own convenience, you should expect to be spoilerized in some shape or fashion.

Fuck you, ya whiny little bitch.

I was pissed too. Hubby works nights, sleeps late, and hadn’t watched the TiVo’d show yet.

It was hard, keeping quiet about what happened, but I didn’t want to spoil it for him. CNN had no problem blurting it out though.

They could have talked about the show without giving away a major twist that happened in the last few minutes of the episode, for pete’s sake.

kaylasdad:

An addled Uncle Junior shot Tony, mistaking him for someone else. Tony crawled to a phone and dialed 911, but it was a struggle – it wasn’t just a flesh wound, looked like he was shot in the stomach.

Somehow the day is never complete until Otto makes a complete ass of himself. Soldier on, brave soul.

Out of mild curiousity, at what point in time are the millions of people who did watch the show last night allowed to talk about it?

And thanks for playing, useless little turd.

Nowhere did I say it shouldn’t be discussed, just use a little fucking tact while doing it. There’s plenty of threads and hyperlinks around the net that managed to get it right.

Gimme a fucking break. CNN did not spoil the Sopranos for you fucktard. You spoiled yourself.

If CNN mentions before the show airs that Tony is shot, then it’s a spoiler. But at any point from 10 pm on, the contents of the show are fair game. We follow those same rules here at the Dope, and just because you didn’t watch it doesn’t make CNN the bad guys.

It is not the same as someone coming out of a movie theatre and telling people in line what happened, because it’s a fucking TV show that airs at the same time across the country. Everyone has access at the same fucking time. If you choose to watch on a delay, then it’s your duty to turn off every fucking device that may spoil what you chose not to watch and scream LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU any time you encounter another person until you do get with the fucking program and watch it.

I think every fucking morning show in America discussed The Sopranos on Monday morning, and it was in every fucking paper I read that day too. Some of them had a picture of the fat fucker from Jersey on the front fucking page! How you managed to go 24 hours without knowing that Tony was shot is a fucking miracle.

It’s The Sopranos. The hottest show on cable, hands down. The show that got everyone hooked on HBO, and has had millions of people renting the goddamn DVDs. It was the first show on the air in TWO FUCKING YEARS! Of fucking course it’s going to be mentioned in every medium for the next week!

What planet do you live on that you haven’t figured this out yet, fucktard?

Maybe you should fucking figure out what you’re talking about before you jam your head up your ass and start screaming, I don’t care if you like the way it smells up there.

From here:

This is clearly different from what CNN did, anyone with the slightest grasp of the English language can figure that out.

All these morning shows you mention went out of their way to preface and warn about those spilers. Radio shows did a fine job of it. A simple “Did you see the Soprano’s last night” would have given me plenty of time to change the channel like I did numerous times yesterday.

No such courtesy from the jackasses at CNN. It’s dubious at best to claim that the final minutes of a TV show qualify as news, which makes the fact they chose to treat it like a scoop even more fucking idoitic.

Nice of you to shit on kaylasdad99 request to box a direct discussion of the offending spoiler. You’re a real fucking peice of work. Go choke on your own semen.

CNN wasn’t the only one. CBS spoiled it, then after spoiling they spoke of how they were spoiling it. Both of them did mention, prior to commercials, that a segment on The Sopranos was coming up.

If I tape the Superbowl or Game 7 of the World Series or the Academy Awards or the American Idol finals (not that I watch it or care, but you get the idea), either I have to make extreme efforts to avoid all knowledge of the outcome, or I have to expect being spoiled. HBO marketed the return of The Sopranos as an event. CNN and others treated it as such (although I do find there are far too many entertainment segments in any news show - low hanging fruit and lowest common denominator work against real news segments).