Fuck You, Gay World!

[Homebrew]

*Originally posted by Hastur *
**Ok… slight hijack… but… well… I’m gay too, and I posted here, and I’m not getting hugged. I swear, I’m gonna get a complex.
**

{{{{{{Hastur}}}}}}} Anyone else?

[jayjay]

*Originally posted by iampunha *
**

Oh, honey, you don’t need to point. We all remember where it is;)

And {{{matt}}}, {{{andygirl}}}, and {{{jayjay}}}, just because I can. Won’t even try to pick any of y’all up:)

[sub]Why is it that every thread where a majority of the posters are gay ends up in a lovefest?:D[/sub] **

Cause we’re all just irresistibly touchy-feely-gropey-um…

:o

jayjay

{{{{all 'o yinz}}}}

[hobgnoblin]

*Originally posted by Coldfire *
**Sure. Leave it to the homosexuals to start a hugfest in the fuckin’ Pit. **

Very funny. I was just wondering when one of you Mods was gonna close this thread for lack of profanity. Well, in the interest of keeping it alive…

Damnit all to hell! Ya’ll are about to completely fuck up 40 years worth of carefully cultivated Deep South Bible Belt Brainwashing TM. I was born and raised in Atlanter, Jawja, and all my life I’ve been hearing that ya’ll ‘homos’ were all just catty, freakish people, and that if I got too close some of it might rub off on me. Now here ya’ll are actin’ all nice to each other and shit. Hell, ya’ll are even bein’ nice to the straight folks, for cryin’ out loud. And not once have I heard the first fucking mention of the Friends Of Dorothy. The weirdest thing is that after I’ve read this entire gawd-damned thread, I don’t feel the least damn bit gay. I swear, my whole worldview is fucked. I think I need to go lie down…

:grumble: :grumble:

Good luck, jayjay

[Homebrew]

{{{{{hobgnoblin}}}}}

How ya doin’?

[Miller]

Fuck You, Gay World!

Yeah! There’s no goddamn parking, the concessions are too expensive and taste like shit, and the log flume ride fuckin’ sucks!

What?

[hobgnoblin]

Very well, thanks, and backatcha

{{{{{Homebrew}}}}}

(Oh shit. That didn’t make me gay, did it? Did it? I’m so confused…)

[Homebrew]

*Originally posted by hobgnoblin *
**Oh shit. That didn’t make me gay, did it? Did it? I’m so confused…) **

It depends. Was it good for you too?

[Cat_Whisperer]

*Originally posted by jayjay *
**

I’m frustrated because I’m trying to sustain a heightened sense of self-worth (to get away from the shapeless blob attitude), which I’ve been working on for almost a year and have actually, most of the time, gotten hammered out, and it’s very hard to maintain that sense of self-worth when nobody even sees you.

The rant was mostly frustration. I don’t really want to see anybody getting laid by lava, but it’s so utterly illogical that someone as big as I am is invisible! I’d almost rather have them catch sight of me and gasp in disgust and horror than have them totally ignore me. It’s like I’m not even there.

<snip>

jayjay **

This really spoke to me, because you have almost exactly posted my feelings on trying to learn to live with (and love) my apparently in-valid, 30 pounds overweight female body. Fascinating how completely different people can be feeling almost exactly the same things.

[hobgnoblin]

Now cut that out! I just know people are gonna be lookin’ at me funny tomorrow. :rolleyes:

My apoplogies jayjay, for hijacking your thread.

[jayjay]

*Originally posted by Miller *
**

Yeah! There’s no goddamn parking, the concessions are too expensive and taste like shit, and the log flume ride fuckin’ sucks!

What? **

Actually, the concessions taste like brie, but they are pretty expensive.

jayjay

[Kricket]

All kinds of bodies being rubbed all over each other and nobody called me?

JayJay, sorry to hear you are having a rough time of things right now.
After May I expect a thread about lots of hairy chested men. I adore that and ended up married and without.
I do have two friends who will allow me to randomly run my fingers through there hair so to speak.
But I do prefer my women without chest hair.

[Kricket]

Goodness, I re-read the last line of my post!
I hope that doesn’t make you all feel that I am too hooked on looks and all.

[Freyr]

JayJay, everyone else has mentioned several good alternatives, but here are two more:

Gay square dancing. Lots of groups all over the country. They meet outside of the standard bar culture and gods, it’s fun! Consider it.

Gay Nudists. Again, all over the country. And it’s about practicing nudism, not sex. They also tend to get away from the “looks-ist” attitude that can be so prevelent elsewhere.

Homebrew, sweetie, I thought I responded to that email. Sorry, love. I’ll dash you off a note, soon. Btw, the attachment was great Thanks so much.

Esprix, dear, there’s enough of him to go around. And I don’t mind sloppy seconds.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Hastur}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

There, happy?

[scott_evil]

My turn. Yay!

{{{{{{{Hastur}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{JayJay}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Andygirl}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{gobear}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Polycarp}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Homebrew}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Esprix}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{Freyr}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{matt_mcl}}}}}}}} …uh, maybe not him…

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[scott_evil]

*Originally posted by Kricket *
After May I expect a thread about lots of hairy chested men. I adore that and ended up married and without.

Well that’s one thing I like: hair on a man’s body. Hair where it belongs. This is the reason why a lot of twinkieboys don’t turn my crank. Sure, they can be gorgeous, but you can pretty much bet on all body hair being shaved off (or trimmed). Doesn’t do it for me. I was picked up once by a guy who used Nair over his entire body. (He told me.) Like, ugh. Maybe it’s for you, but it ain’t for me, sorry. This is why I can sympathize - even empathize - with JayJay in that regard. I swear, they all do it (shave) because “everyone else” does.

So I stick to more alternative-type guys, who tend not to have fallen victim to this annoying trend. (Annoying to me, at least.)

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[matt_mcl]

Bitch!

{{{{{{{{scott evil}}}}}}}}

[scott_evil]

*Originally posted by matt_mcl *
**Bitch!

{{{{{{{{scott evil}}}}}}}} **

Slut. Oh, wait, that’s not an insult to you.

Bwahahaha. What part of “wink emoticon” don’t you get?

{{{{{{{{matt_mcl}}}}}}}}

Emoticon vs. smilie: the subject of my next IMHO thread.

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[Polycarp]

Just to keep things goin’…

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{{{{{{{an anonymous lurker who just opened this thread}}}}}}}}

[Polycarp]

Just to keep things goin’…

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{{{{{{{an anonymous lurker who just opened this thread}}}}}}}}

[scott_evil]

{{{{{{{Polycarp}}}}}}}}

But, sweetie, it’s scott evil - all lowercase…

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