Yes, YOU, Mr. Grover Cleveland, can FUCK OFF! The only president of the United States ever elected to two non-consecutive terms, and I say FUCK YOU! Why? Because the Cleveland Browns lost again, this time to the Giants, 24-3. This gives them a total of 6 points scored in their last two games. WTF!? Fat, ugly, small-dicked guys with B.O. score more than that!
I would never curse the town that is the cradle of my teams, so I must take out my wrath on long-dead former president. Fuck you, Grover Cleveland!!
Hey! HEY!!! You are insulting my kinfolk, here! How dare you! I am related to Grover Cleveland! (Really!)
Take that back, you weenie pus ball! You sniveling pork rind eater! (I don’t know where that came from, but I’m going with it.) You snot boy!
Don’t you go cursing my relatives! Phooey on you!
(I just can’t come up with a good “fuck you rant” for someone who is flaming … Grover Cleveland, even if I am related to him. That’s the best rant I could muster. Sorry.)
What the hell…
are you kidding me? Grover Cleveland? Super Grover Cleveland? This guy did more in his presidency than you can even dream of. He bent bars with his furry blue hands, he single handedly taught the children of America the difference between “near” and “far” he taught us not to discriminate on the color of our skin whether we are white or black or red or purple.
Grover is my hero and I will not have you knocking him, you snufulupagus squicker.
Hmm. Well, THIS is a first. I guess Grover Cleveland has more (or more vigilant) relatives than Cleveland Gary. Tell ya what yosemitebabe, give me the name of some relative (a name that includes “Cleveland”)whom you REALLY don’t like, and we can sub him/her for Grover. Fair enough?
That dastardly man even terrorized one of our nations’ most beloved cartoon characters!
[sub]On an unrelated note, the Giants will still be atop the NFC East after today <grumble grumble>[/sub]
My last name is Cleveland, plus I live in Pittsburgh and like the Stillers.
Feel free to flame me, Lizard.*
*- This license to flame is restricted to the poster known as Lizard and is intended for use in this thread only.
Hey! You’re insulting the namesake of my favorite Sesame Street character! 
Don’t you be dissin’ now on the Stud Muffin of Buffalo, man. Dude was a serious bachelor, had his little harem at night, then went out during the day as Sheriff of Buffalo and strung people up for breakin’ the law. He was a hanging sheriff, man, and one big dude you didn’t want to piss off. So get off your high horse before the big G.C. comes down and lowers tarriffs all over your ass.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44197
Dude! Lighten up, man. It’s just a goddamned football game. Or pick a new team. It ain’t too late to jump on the New Orleans Saints bandwagon. I’m finally enjoying another football season.
I liked Ben in Mystery Men and The Zero Effect but I’m kind of getting tired of Jerry.
Nah, can’t do that. It’s only ONE pit thread per week anyway. At most I can put up 7 more before the season ends. The way things are going, it looks like I will run out of Cleveland stuff to curse long before then.
2sense Thank you for your offer, but Little Nemo beat me to it.
You could always pick on Moses Cleaveland, who founded the place. Or maybe the Governor of Connecticut who gave up the Western Reserve. (Too bad; I’ve always felt that “Cleveland, Connecticut” is far more euphonious than Ahia <-[adopting Cincy accent].
This thread made me laugh so hard last night I got the hiccups, and had trouble falling asleep last night because of them.
As a Cleveland-the-city-hater, I hope you have seven more hysterical rants to go this season (I really hope that my Eagles help you out with one on 10 December.)
Aren’t those all the requisite traits for being a member of the Browns?
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They way their offensive line plays (offensively!) I’m beginning to wonder!