Awww hell yeah… the Cleveland Browns are back! They’re taking names and kicking ass, and today’s name is the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers will be pummeled by the force of the Dawg Pound… no one will escape the wrath! Tim Couch is gonna lead the Browns to victory over the lowly, decrepit, sucky Steelers.
In the words of a wise man, whose name I forget,
“Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and looks like I’m all out of bubblegum!”
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I was driving long distance one day not long after the Browns and that asshole Modell decided to move the team from Cleveland.
Messing around with my AM dial, I tuned into a Cleveland station that was taking calls from fans. For over an hour, I heard fans literally crying over the loss of their beloved team.
I realize that to non-sports fans, it must be silly, but my heart went out to all of those dedicated, loyal Browns fans that night, and I’m glad they are back!
Oh, and since we seem to be telling our own allegences…
I was afraid I wouldn’t really recognize the “new” Browns as the Cleveland Browns that I knew and loved/despaired for. But after tonight’s game - they’re the Browns, all right, heart-breaking as ever.
Yep they’re the Browns all right. I stopped watching after 43-0, did they eventually score? I just loved how Tim Couch got a standing O, then threw his first pass into the arms of the Steelers.
At least i didn’t get suckered into paying 2g for tickets. I think I’ll wait for when they play the bengals in cincy. Maybe they’ll find some skill by then.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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Hey, Browns fans, now that the team has shown itself to be more properly named the Cleveland Pussies, can I and the rest of the level-headed residents of Cuyahoga County have our $300 million back?
Yep. That Browns game was DEFINITELY a bus crash. Almost as painful to watch as the Redskins blowing YET ANOTHER 4th quarter lead!!! Just once I’d like them to play all four quarters of a game. Is that so wrong?
And Satan? I still think they’ll beat the Giants next week.
I’m a Montana Brownie, but even I’ll admit that game was painful to watch. Like watching someone take a beating . . . oh, no, wait – that’s what it was.
But they’re new! They’ll need some time to grow! They’ll get better! (Heck, they can hardly get worse.)
PunditLisa, they was in reference to the Browns (even though the Bengals could use a bit more skill as well). I’m moving to Cincy on wednesday from Toledo and hope to catch the Browns/Bengals game.
I must admit I was very unimpressed with the loss- I had more fun watching my 2 year old cousin play with her toes. That $300 million just bought Cleveland another mistake by the lake.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I believe the Giants have a very good strategy to beat the Redskins. We plan on letting them get a three touchdown lead and watching them self-destruct and give the game to us.