To the hypocritical, maggot munching,religious fuckwits that came to my restaurant after church today: BURN IN FUCKING HELL!!
I was hosting today and your dressed up, no good ass came in for lunch. First,your party of 10 turned into 15 and then 20,not all of the people in your party were there and did not show up for another 20 minutes.
Our policy is first come,first served. I CANNOT hold a table for your party because they don’t have the brain cell activity to find their way there from your fucking church of hypocritical dickheads to my restaurant when I have people in line that are ready to be seated and know how to fucking count.
Furthermore,those fucking monsters that are the spawn of your tiny,smelly balls need their fucking faces slapped off of their smirking, hypocritical heads and don’t get me started on that cunty,stuck up bitch,that is your mate. I would have gladly punched her repeatedly in the face until she needed reconstructive surgery.
People like you give religion and God a bad name. It is obvious to me that going to church has not taught you,your wife or the seed of your micro- cock a fucking thing. If your behavior is any example of what they teach at your church,I hope it burns to the fucking ground and your worthless ass is trapped inside. I will see you in hell. You will know it’s me because I will be the one shoving a red hot poker up your ass until it frys your tonsils.
You know, the same thing happened to a friend of mine, when he was managing a different restaurant.
Only difference was, the group was just a bunch of dickwads who had no connection to organized religion, rather they were obviously not religious people as they smoked, cursed, dressed sluttily, and were generally outside the mainstream of civilized society.
Been there, only it was an Amway group that would commandeer our entire “greenhouse” section every Tuesday. They were rude, stood in the aisles, never bought anything other than coffee, and never tipped. Assholes!
These are local people that frequent out esablishment, by way of tips they leave pamphlets about how we are all going to burn in hell if we don’t go to their church.
They are always loud,rude,inconsiderate and make massive messes. They come in during our busiest times and “campout” long after they are finished eating their meal. Meanwhile, there is a line of people waiting for the seven tables they have currently esablished residences at.
They do not control their children’s behavior and allow them to run around the place while waitresses are running their asses off with plates full of hot ,heavy food. They stand right in the way and give you dirty looks when you ask them nicely to excuse you while you try to get around them.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I am floored that these people come straight to our restaurant from church where they have just been, supposedly, learning about being good and kind and yet they act this in a way that is contradictory to the christian belief system.
Today they were worse than ever and I needed to vent before I burst a fucking brain vessel.
Motate’s letting off some steam. People have a problem coz (s)he brought religion into the thread but the child/wife beating and anal raping was ok I guess.
I don’t see why being religious doesn’t mean you can’t be a dick. I mean, most of the religious people I know are dicks. Then again, a lot of them are really nice as well. Being loud and noisey and stupid and rude is a part of human nature that transends religion.
Now, if they leave those fucking pamphlets instead of a decent tip…well then, you have every right to call them religious fuck wads. Which I’m sure they are.