Fuck you King Kandy, you Sweet-toothed Facist Bastard!

[Jester]

*Originally posted by Smeghead *
**I, for one, am choosing to believe that the OP was a word-for-word transcription of what came screaming out of Jester’s mouth in front of said five-year-old girl. Try it! It makes it even more entertaining! **

You’d be surprised at how close to accurate that assumption is.

What? Girl’s gotta grow up sometime.