Read this quote from Michael Moore:
No, every American does not like that song. Maybe if you would get off your fancy boy Karl Farbman furniture and get out with the real people you would understand that the song every American loves is “Witchy Woman”.
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/latestnews/index.php?id=93
I bet Micheal Moore claims he invented the twirl, too.
Fucker.
I hereby promise before the assembled multitude, in solidarity with Ms. Ronstadt and Mr. Moore, that when I go out to Vegas in October I will not play Blackjack at the Aladdin. Well, maybe I will, but I’ll leave as soon as my winnings put me over my opening stake. That’ll show’em.
Sorry, what were you saying?
“Witchy Woman”?
Oh, you mean “Witch-ay Woman”.
Desperado is an okay song, but it hardly holds a candle to Hokey Pokey.
The Hokey Pokey!?!?!? Why don’t you come to your senses!?!
Yeah, and the motherfucker uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.
Yeah, and the motherfucker uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.
Uncle Leo?
That’s what it’s all about.
Just puttiing my head in is all.
Especially since the swirl is such a great capper.
Yet another reason to dislike Moore…
Come on, mannnn… I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man!
Pinch? Swirl? What the hell are you people talking about?
I thought there weren’t supposed to be any joke threads in the Pit.
Witchy Woman? No, no, you idjits. It’s “Take it to the Limit”
PLEEEEEE-EEEEASE.
(Whatever happened to Randy Meisner?)
It really should be a counterclockwise swirl. Anything else means you hate America.
That’s it! Outta this fucking thread!
Oh and you just know he’s all about the clockwise swirl.
If Moore doesn’t land ass-first on a little statue made of fusilli pasta there’s no justice in this world and the fucking terrorists have already won.
And make sure you don’t have a padded headboard. It just won’t work with a padded headboard.
It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.