Fuck you, Northeastern United States

Well, shoot, does that mean that we Northeasterners have to have New Jersey? Can’t we just leave it an entity unto itself, so NOBODY’D have to own it?

Shoo! Shoo! Go on, now, I’m not feeding you anymore! Get off my porch!
Damn strays.

P.S.: Corflakes’ GQ rant was the funniest thing I’ve read in ages. Laughed my ass off.

None of you people watch the Rose Parade tomorrow. It’s too crowded out here already.

[sub]sigh I don’t get why Johnny LA wants to move![/sub]