So I’m sitting here waiting almost 2 hours for a pizza to be delivered. SHEEEEESH! I HAVEN’T EATEN ALL FUCKING DAY! So I call up the place and BITCH!! “WHERE THE HELL IS MY PIZZA!!!” So I find out the pizza was delivered to the WRONG FUCKING ADDRESS!!! YOU PAPA JOHN FUCKUPS! I’M SITTING HERE HUNGRY WHILE YOU’RE PUMPING SWEET TOMATO SAUCE UP YOUR FUCKING ASSES!!!
[sup]Ok, I feel a little better now.[/sup]
At least now they’re making a pizza for me and delivering it for free.