Yahoo! I’m back in business!
It was a long, grueling, difficult trip, but the thing is up and running- sound, video, files, all of it.
It’s the weirdest goddammed thing, but this is how it went.
After reading up on how to debug the master boot record, I went ahead and did it. After that, I set the partitions and re-formatted the space. All was going fine, but it took f’in forever (I’m sick of swearing. I simply don’t have it in me after the last few days).
I get to the point of installing Win 2000 on the first partition… all goes fine. I start loading in the drivers and get to the sound card driver. I cross my fingers and pray the damn things will load this time.
“Invalid Data- Installation cannot complete”
You’ve got to be kidding. I’ve done it all. There isn’t a thing left I can try. I’m tapped.
I fully resign myself to having zippo in terms of audio for the next… I didn’t know how long. As far as I knew, the card and/or the device was toasted, and toasted for no apparent reason. The damn thing had worked before, and now it wouldn’t.
I decide to keep on going. Seiously, I can’t go on like this any longer- Three f’in days spent on this thing and nothing, not a single thing fixed to the point that it’s acceptable. Fine.
After this, I might as well load Win XP into its partition. I’ll deal with the stuff later, because for now, I really need to get some stuff done that I was doing in XP.
Again, with no resolution in sight, and not a single person at Hercules (The makers of this… this… thing, around to answer a single fucking (I guess I do have it in me) question. Assholes.) I trudge through the process, not knowing at all if it’s something that will ever get fixed.
Fuck, about all I can do is try and sell this card and get something else. Dammit all.
At this point WIN 2000 is loaded running smoothly, outside of the obvious audio problem. Time to move on to the XP deal.
Start loading the thing and a neighbor stops by. He’d been by during the previous attempts at this thing and saw how it was going- horribly bad.
He’s fairly inept when it comes to things computers, and the number of times I’ve had to do things on his comp to get things running numbers in the… well, it’s up there. But, he’s a nice enough guy and we’ve always gotten along.
At this point I’m basically in the early stages of the XP install and essentially my role is pressing return and whatnot- my attention was on anything outside of the comp or what it was doing (Hell, I’d done it enough times it was routine).
“I was talking to a friend at work today and I was telling him about the problems you were having”
“Mmm-hmmm”
“He wanted to know what kind of video card you were using”
“Video card, why would he want to know that?”
“What are you using”
“Why the he… All right, it’s a Leadtek Geforce4…”
“Yep. That’s what he thought”
“What he thought? How… what… what are you talking about”
“He was saying people are having problems with the Geforce 4 cards and their audio cards. He asked me specifically, ‘Is the guy using a new video card? What is it’”.
"Nahh, come on. It’s not going to be that. Yeah, I just got the card, and it’s new and all, but it ran bef… :: I actually started running through what I had done before and realized the audio drivers were on the thing before I’d installed the video card. It fits what he says, but it doesn’t make an lick of sense. It also occurred to me about that time that I was talking to a techno-tard-- he wouldn’t understand my not understanding it would be connected to the video card. He’s sitting there looking at me with that glaze, that glaze another person gets when they don’t understand a wit of what you’re talking about. But behind that distant gaze was a glint of confidence that what he said was correct.
What followed was as futile attempt on my part to try and convince him why it couldn’t be the video card (Basically I was talking out loud, trying to convince myself it couldn’t be possible).
But shoot, I’d tried everything in the book, and nothing was working. And the more I thought back on the previous installs during the last couple days, it did occur to me that one of the first things I did was to install the video drivers because the OS was thinking the second monitor was the main monitor. It was hard as hell seeing what was going on using the second monitor, so I immediately installed the video drivers so it’d kick back into normal mode and use the ‘real’ main monitor.
So there was that going for his argument, but I couldn’t believe, or convince myself, it was the issue- it couldn’t be.
Literally minutes after he stops by and then leaves, XP is done doing it’s thing and is now running for the first time. It’s on the secondary monitor, like before, so my immediate thinking is to load the video drivers and get things ‘right’.
But I don’t. I think to myself, ‘Hell, you’ve tried everything else, why not try and load the audio drivers onto the system before the video drivers, maybe there’s something to his friends comments. If not, about all that’s left is removing the new card and throwing the old one back in. At least it’ll resolve what I think is a stupid notion- that a video card driver could affect the sound card. I mean, you changed the PCI slot, so that should have taken care of any IRQ issue. You were going through the list and knocking each one out without much success. Why not. Humor him, humor youself.’.
So I try it. Using the little monitor I start the process that’s failed countless times before. I pull up the audio drivers and click to install. The thing reboots and what was once a fleeting sense of hope surprisingly started to come back.
'Device Detected-- Device Drivers being installed"
H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T… That’s it? That’s it!?! That’s it!!! The fucking video drivers?
No fucking way.
doo Doo DOOO… tinka tinka tinka
SOUND! Beautifull Sound! Oh, OH how I’ve missed you!
I think I actually shed a tear. A small one, but it was there.
I was so incredulous to the notion it could be that, the fucking video card, that I went back and fired up the WIN 2000 partition. I uninstalled all the video drivers, and even removed the monitor driver, and fire up the audio driver and see what happens…
‘Device Detected-- Device Drivers being installed’
Son of a bitch. It’s the damn video drivers.
How? Why? I don’t know. All I know is that I have sound, beautifull, glorious, SOUND.
I honestly don’t know what would have happened if the neighbor hadn’t stopped by when he did, and if he hadn’t brought it up to his friend. The chances that it all came together, at the exact time that it could have all worked out… the idea of it coming together the way it did couldn’t be predicted-- it was the definition of sheer chance.
But there you have it. It did all come together, and now all is fine- sound, video, all of it, it works, and it works like a charm.
The whole process still amazes me: the problems with Partition Magic, the amount of time I spent going through all of its shit, and how it morphed itself into other issues, issues that almost had the best of me, it all resolved itself.
The whole thing is amazing, simply amazing.
By far, the strangest couple of days I’ve ever had… and hope never to have happen again.
Thought you all should know.