I’d been having static on my phone line for a couple of months - the land line had become more or less unusable. At first, I chalked it up to my cordless set going back, but two weeks ago, I got curious enough to do some light troubleshooting - checking wired phones, various phone jacks in the house, etc.
Every phone, every jack - same problem.
On Thursday, August 15th, I called the phone company. Frontier Communications, locally. I reported the problem, a trouble ticket was logged, and I was told that someone should be able to take care of it by the following Wednesday at the latest. Great!
The following Wednesday, the problem persisted. I called in again, and a very sympathetic older lady listened to my complaint and told me that the system said my trouble ticket had been closed.
“Without notifying me? Or resolving the problem?”
“That’s the procedure. I don’t agree with it, but…”
So she checked my account, verified I had been paying for inside line maintenance, and set me up with an appointment for an inside visit from a technician. Earliest available was the 30th, but she said she’d try to escalate it. I thanked her, and asked that she make sure to note that if the guy made it over early, I’d need a call on my cell phone to come let him in.
Friday the 23rd, I arrive home to find a note on my door explaining that Frontier’s tech had stopped by, but since I wasn’t home…
In a fury, I called them up. The rep who answered confirmed that the tech was supposed to call. He put me on hold, called the tech’s cell. I asked to be escalated to a manager so I could complain about the handling of the case - 1.) closing the trouble ticket without resolving it or calling me, and 2.) ignoring the instructions to call me to let the guy in.
While I was holding for a supervisor, the tech came back by the house. I let him in to do his thing, and then I finally got a supervisor.
Since the tech had arrived, I didn’t worry about #2, but I told him I wanted to complain about point #1. And he was having none of it. He condescendingly explained that ‘outside’ maintenance calls and ‘inside’ maintenance calls are different in the system, and since no outside problem was detected, the closure of the first ticket was proper, and that I should have called them for an ‘inside’ problem.
At this point, it was all I could do not to say “Are you fucking kidding me? What do I sound like, a goddamn psychic? Or a telephone tech? If I knew where the fucking problem was, I obviously would have told you, but as I am not a lazy-ass jumpsuited fuck working for your shitty company, I do not happen to be conversant in the art of telephone line maintenance.” I managed to convey the substance of the sentiment, though.
The supervisor kept stubbornly insisting that despite the fact that a) there’s a problem and b.) they were unable to detect it outside the house, and c.) I pay every month to cover inside line maintenance, that that in no way obligates them to - after determining that the cause does not lie outside the home - call me and schedule an inside visit. Nor does it obligate them to call me and tell me that no problem was detected outside. It apparently obligates them to sit with their thumbs up their ass and hope that I don’t call in again.
I told them that their policy was no way to run a business, and to expect the termination of my services soon, and hung up on him.
And then I dialed Time Warner cable. By adding in phone service through them, I can get a package with increased internet speed, an extra movie package, and unlimited US/Canada calling for $7 more than I already pay them for internet/cable, and can drop my $68 phone bill.
By the time the tech left, BOTH my problems were solved.