To the person who decided that they would create an innocuous (appearing, at least) site and load it with porn popups:
Fuck you, heartily, sideways, with a rusty rake. I had no idea such nasty things were out there… my poor, poor eyes. May the one who invented these pieces of steaming elephant shit be condemned to the hell of infinite popunders on the slowest computer with the slowest internet speed.
I need to scrub my eyes out now.
Get the Google Toolbar. It has a popup blocker.
Welcome to the internet. Bukkake on the left, scat on the right, and goat.se waaaay the fuck out over there somewhere.
Bukkake to the left of me, goat.se on the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with poo
(apologies to Gerry Rafferty, Stealer’s Wheel, and, well, everyone else too)
Even better, Netscape has one built in. So does Firefox. You need a better browser.
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I do have Firefox. The OP, however, was posted from my mother’s IE-using (but XP, while this one is 98) computer.
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Or Opera.
Fuck you, heartily, sideways, with a rusty rake.
You say this , and had no idea such nasty things were out there? I’ll bet there’s a popup devoted to THAT, too!
I’m just kidding!
Yes, I agree. Fuck them. Or don’t. Whichever way they’d be more miserable.
Pop-ups are a thing of the past with me since I began patrolling for spyware, adware etc. a couple of years ago.
Now, those embedded, animated Flash ads can take a lungbusting hit off a tailpipe.
I like using the oldest computer at work. It was installed in 1996 and has been untouched since - nothing the spammers throw at it is understood. I’ve never seen a popup, never seen a Flash animation, nothing.
Wonders if he could install IE4 on his home XP box…