It’s getting out of control. I visit some seemingly innocuous site and BOOM, three popup windows open up, offering spycam equipment, penis enlargement, find-a-schoolmate or yet another online travel company.
I’M EXTREMELY SICK OF IT. Suddenly, I have five browser windows open, four of which I never fucking asked for and don’t want. I have to close them. WHY?
First of all, I don’t need a fucking spycam. Secondly, my penis is just fine as it is. Thirdly, if I NEVER NEVER meet one of my former schoolmates it will be too soon. Finally, if I want to travel, I’ll make my own fucking arrangements.
One thing is certain: I will NEVER EVER purchase anything from any company that uses popup browser windows to advertise. That’s a promise. Furthermore, I will do my best to convince others to act likewise. Don’t think I won’t, you popup assholes.
Would any company in its right mind advertise their product by spraying their slogan on my garage door? Would any company glue their ad to my car windscreen? Of course not. It would piss anyone off. So why, pray, do they think I wouldn’t mind their intrustive fucking popups? Are they crazy? Or do they think that, while I’m looking for serious information of some kind on the Web, their dick-stretching device popup will suddenly appear and I’ll be like, “Wow…yeah…I really need that…where’s my credit card? Think I’ll buy two of them.”
Assholes. Rethink the whole popup window thing. Please.