I saw that episode too.
“The story you have just seen is true”.
So there.
We’ve got magazines to read
We’ve got Doritos to eat
So lay back on the couch
And kick up your feet…
What a wonderful life we could lead
Together
Forever
Life is better
On the Planet of Weed
Incidentally, I thought the OP was a cameraman. Is that really a profession where they do a lot of drug testing?
Incidentally, i thought the OP was a cameraman. Is that really a profession where they do a lot of drug testing?
Got any actual evidence that this is happening?
I mean, it’s pretty freaking obvious my neighbors are dealing. They prop the back door to our apartment building open every day (the stairs are right between our units), there is a regular high volume of people coming in and out every evening and the hall reeks of weed. I actually did call the cops on them one night because they had the surround sound going full blast after midnight on a weeknight and refused to turn it down. The cops knocked on the door, they turned it down. The cops seemed to take no note of the smell of weed and left. No further issue with noise since then. 
$200 fine here in MN for less than an ounce and a half. The fine is less than what it would cost the cops to mobilize to raid the apartment, arrest anyone, file the paperwork store evidence and see it through court.
So unless you have Joe Gungho as your local cop, the most he’s going to do is knock on the door, inform the person that there are complaints about pot smoke, tell him “stop making your neighbors complain” and leave it at that.
There seems to be a disconnect. I will repeat.
No, I will not be taking this up at the NYPD level.
Miller of course you are correct. Like many other contractors in this country, I am subject to random drug testing.
So you’re going to lie to the feds that your neighbor is a dealer?
Snitches get stitches.
Y’know, these people whose homes reek, I wonder if their smoking habits are different from mine. When I’m consuming my legally purchased medical marijuana here in California, I keep it very tight. I only smoke in the bathroom, I close the door and turn on the fan, I take a few efficient hits and I’m done. Paraphernalia goes back into the box, I stay in a few minutes more and keep running the fan, maybe spritz some air freshener. That’s it. Never had anyone complain.
Yes, there is a disconnect, and it is on your side. Without evidence of a major Fed level felony, the feds are going to look at you like you’re crazy and tell you to call the local cops. IF you lie and claim a crime is happening when it is not, then you’re the one who may end up facing charges for filing a false police report.
Anonymous letter, slid under the door,
"I am a resident of this building and involved with a law enforcement officer who is often in and out of this building. He knows. Everybody knows!
I cannot recommend discretion highly enough."
And, done!
(Cause if potheads are anything, it’s paranoid about the cops!)
Change your Wi-Fi network name to something cop-related, like “FBI-SURVEILLANCE.”
Check your lease. Any well written lease will include provisions for no illegal activity. Breaking the lease is cause for eviction (though in NY that can take awhile).
Even if it is, thankfully camerapeoples jobs are not depend on they’re capacity to maintain a chat.
Ha ha. Ahahaha. No, no you’re not acting like an adult, you’re acting like a spoiled, entitled brat. You don’t have a fucking right not to smell stuff. Not that you’ll actually smell a great deal anyway (my cite - living with heavy pot smokers for years). You just want to control what other people do in private.
Impersonating a cop is a federal offense. He could get the chair for that!
ETA: How do I know? My neighbor had the same SSID and I called 1-800-ISN-ITCH. A SWAT team arrived in a matter of minutes!
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Dude, what have you been smoking?
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I don’t know why people insist on rolling their weed when they could be vaping it, or vaping shatter. No odor, and better for the lungs. Better for everybody. Smoking rollies is so twentieth century. Once in a blue moon is ok, but not if you’re drenching your neighbours in skunk aroma.
If he gets the chair, then his pot neighbor problem is solved.
From a pothead ? He’s more likely to get a flaming bag of poop. Because, like. That shit never gets old. giggle. What was I saying ?
I don’t support the death penalty myself but this does seem like an exceptional case in which it is the humane thing to do.