Fuck You, Pothead neighbor.

We have a clue here that you’re an idiot. Why do you think Cartooniverse is a liberal? Why do you think that even if he is, that urban liberals are thus proven to be more homogeneously selfish than any other group?

But I guess such sweeping generalizations is what rural conservatives like to believe. j/k

My best renter steps out on the patio once a month on a full moon night and smokes weed. My worst renter gets shitfaced every time he has a “weekend” gets completely drunk, sleeps for 22 hours and shorts me on the rent. He’s a great guy and hard working, but being short a fifth of the rent with a promise I have to chase down in a week is truly disappointing. I’d rather have another maintenance drunk/pothead than a weekly binge drinker. My non-drinker, non-pothead renter is just fine.

And let the Nazis win? :dubious: I don’t fucking think so. :mad:

Where do you live that you never see anyone smoking? I live in DC, which I think has low (habitual) smoking rates, but I routinely see people smoking.

Yeah, because we all know conservatives never call the cops on people for lame and stupid reasons. They’d never *dream *of calling the cops on someone for just smoking weed.

I don’t know any conservatives who would call the cops on nearby weed smoking. Maybe noise complaints, but not weed.

What he means is that his Mom doesn’t smoke, at least not while she’s bringing his groceries or folded laundry downstairs to him.

Do you know liberals who would?

Yeesh. :smack:

Well, maybe OP can get the two-fer when he calls the Federalis. Maybe they can have Colin Farrell turn states’ evidence by offering him a plea deal on the rape charge and he can set up an elaborate sting by going undercover as a down on his luck Irish boxer looking for a place to crash and a bowl to toke in return for teaching the boys downstairs how to throw a right cross and make the ladies swoon with a nice Brogue.

Them neither. The ratfinks are those goddamned moderates.

Would I?

Hare lip.

Wild cheers erupt. Good one!

Hey, I resemble that remark. :cool:

He must be a pot smoking NAZI, who looks like Collin Farrell and kisses underage girls on TV? :eek:

Do you really believe “frequent” police visits and pot smoking go hand in hand?

Seriously, how can people be this fucking ignorant about pot smoking in this day and age?

I had not historically thought of 'toon as mentally unbalanced, but yes, I have noticed him getting a bit of a reputation for questionable threads in recent months.

Kinda makes me wonder if delayed PTSD is a thing. And if he ever sought counseling after.

Eh, I don’t know. If pot smell was coming into my apartment, I’d probably be miffed. But I would just talk to my neighbor and see if we could come up with a solution.

I did once live in an apartment where a bunch of partying assholes moved in upstairs directly above me. It was terrible, and the landlord had a lot of trouble evicting them (and the landlord really wanted them out). I kept records of all the disturbances, so that the landlord had evidence when he went to court.

But before it got to that point, I did try several times to talk to them politely. They were assholes. But the OP should at least try talking to his neighbor before calling the police (who probably aren’t going to do anything about it anyway).

Oh, 'toonsie has always been 'toons-ish. It’s part of his charm.
ETA: I’m not being sarcastic when I say “part of his charm.” I enjoy the 'toonster.