I just got a DSL connection, so now I’m going crazy with media files and streaming video. It’s a pain in the keister to have half a dozen media formats, and to have several programs running and hogging up my memory, so I’ve been looking for a universal media player. TuCows (Whose new layout sucks Black Angus cock) lists Choice Caster as being a five star choice, and it supposedly works as a single front-end interface for Windows Media Player, Quicktime and Real Player and plays anything and everything. Whoopee!! I dl’d the thing, installed, read the documentation, disabeled Real Player’s annex-ever-mother-fucking-media-file-like-the-goddamn-sudettenland function and went off to find some good stream’n video (Porn naturally 
).
Well guess what…Real Player still loads up the stream’n video and the re-associates itself with the fucking media files and Choice Caster ain’t doing a goddamn fucking thing to stop it. Even when I try and load video files off my own fucking PC Choice Caster will keep asking me if I want it to be the default player after I’ve already set it up and re-checked the file associations!!! I even went so fucking far as to go to the Folder Options and manually associate every single media file with Choice Caster, but the fucking worthless piece of bat guano still drops the assocations like a load of month old horse shit!!! WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THIS SHIT!!! Real Player is a bloated piece of fucking garbage and I’m sick to death of it taking over all my mother fucking media files!!! Choice Caster is fucking bollocks and the goddamn grandma fucking cockbiters who fucking tout it as being an all in one media player can lick my hairy, sweaty nuts!!! I swear to god, I’d love to shove a pack of Black Plague infected rats up those mother fuckers assholes!!!
I just want a slim, trim media player with NO FUCKING bells and whistles. I DON’T WANT ANY FUCKING SKINS, NO FUCKING DUMB-ASS CHANNELS, NONE OF THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I just want a simple player…is that too much to fucking ask? I actually liked the last version of Micro$oft’s media player because all it did was play the goddamn files…but even they have gone to an over-stuffed piece of crap player as well, so they can take a running leap up their own ass.
So to summarize:
Real Player sucks Pat Robertson’s cock.
Choice Caster is a piece of donkey shit.
Quicktime is last great media player left, and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before it gets fucked up as well.
sigh…I’m off to watch media files the old fashion way…where’s my goddamn remote.