Fuck you, Rowan County (KY) Clerk Kim Davis

Where is the “imagination or humor” in statements like that?

Mrs. Davis has received death threats IRL. Should we handwave those away, too?

[handwave]D’Anconia[/handwave]

Shoo.

No.

I wonder what’s next in the routine for you budding comedians?

“Humorous and imaginative” jokes about prison rape?

D’Anconia went missing for a few days of this thread. Do you think it’s keepers have restored ‘privileges’ by allowing it some internet time?

:smiley:

Death threats only count when con artists like Anita Sarkeesian get them. The countless death threats that leftist fucks send when they (immediately) lose arguments are acts of love from the “tolerant.”

Which has fuckall to do with the topic of this thread in what way?

Oh, and “cuz dem evul libtards” isn’t an answer.

It missed a quick jab to Cruz standing on the sidelines after he got Hucabee’d.

Ooh, I wanna play too…

Conservatives: “WE MUST ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION!!”

“Many conservatives, including two GOP presidential candidates, are supporting Kim Davis who is openly violating the 1st and 14th Amendments.”

Conservatives: “LOOK OVER THERE - LIBERALS ARE DOING SOMETHING! NOTHING TO SEE HERE…”

This is fun. Pointless but fun.

To misquote Lewis Carroll:

I thought we weren’t supposed to care about things like that, because they don’t affect us.

Touché

Lemme guess . . . Bitch is your momma, right?

I cop to the shanking joke. Mea culpa. If this statement has caused you distress and ruined your appetite for that plate of Ring-Dings, I do apologize. But it’s her own “holy book” that calls for her to be stoned. Doesn’t say anywhere in that chapter that the adultress gets let off if she’s really, really sorry later.

Well, no. He was saying that the Dred Scott decision is still good law. He apparently wasn’t aware that the 14th Amendment rendered it void.

Exactly. As I said on my FB page;

“If you think that being a Christian entitles you to be a jerk because you’re “forgiven”, then you don’t understand Christianity and you aren’t a Christian.”

I didn’t say it was imaginative and humorous, I said your reading of it was not.

No, death threats are bad but everybody gets them. Get your name in the paper for saving a puppy and you’ll probably get death threats. Bunning has also gotten death threats and now a bunch of people with guns have gone to Kentucky and vowed to protect Davis from Bunning. That’s scarier than the random threats everyone gets.

As President, Huck is looking forward to preserving, protecting, and defending the Constitution of the United States. He’s just not so sure about the amendments.

Seriously, what is wrong with this guy?

When he starts to color with the crayons instead of eating them, they let him back on the computer.

So we’ve got police/federal marshals ready to arrest her if she disobeys the court, the Oath Keepers ready to defend her from said feds should they try to arrest her, anyone else? Cmon, there’s got to be some more veggies we can throw into this big ole pot o crazy. How come the Phelps clan hasn’t showed up for this? And maybe some of those biker gangs that show up at Phelps protests. I know, let’s give some guns to any gay people who go there to get a marriage license, that should help. And some guns for their friends. And some for the bikers too. The Phelps clan prolly has their own. More guns always helps, right?