Fuck you Safeway checker!

zombie or no

we won’t know if the OP is still mad at the store.

Crap, I had read page one when I realized I had entered the night of the living dead.

So he never paid the $27? Is that why he got banned?

As a cashier for a local home improvement store here in Western New York, we would never use curse words (grounds for immediate dismissal) or defend a mistake. In an event of this nature (right or wrong) we would call a manager and the transaction would be voided. We would then do it over. In our store customer relations is more important than a one time sale. I can’t see this causing any bad feelings between customer and or employees. Of course a grocery store is much more hectic, but still.

Yeah I could totally see this cashier bullying some old person who is suffering cognitive issues out of the extra money.

Not especially.

Were they carrying a printout of this post? Because that would probably do it.

Since this is the Pit, I will say that picking on shelshie is a shitty and inconsiderate thing to do. Grow up, assholes. An innocent person obviously somehow wandered in here by mistake, knowing nothing about the Straight Dope and how things are done here, and tried to say something helpful.

I’m all for mocking, jeering, and other fun on-line sport. But it’s only fun when the target deserves derision.

Especially when BigT is right up there, too.

Looks to me, from that post, that the shoe fits.

Looks to me, from that post, that the shoe fits.

That’s probably why our parsnips come in bags. Can’t buy just one though.

Luckily, shelshie doesn’t appear to be a rude asshole and that’s far more important than knowing the difference between your and you’re.

Welcome to the board shelshie! Nevermind the assholes they’re just being assholes because you are allowed to be one in this sub-forum.

And yours helped ever so much. Asshole.

I for one am filled with remorse. I can only hope thousands more posters just like shelshie show up and bump five year old threads with their homespun wisdom. Who cares if they can write a comprehensible paragraph? As long as they have kind hearts, that’s all that should matter.

#kumbayamotherfuckerskumbaya

Ideally, everyone should write like they’re educated and act like they have a heart but if I have to pick between the two, I’ll go for the heart every time.

And I comprehended the paragraph just fine. It was tricky at points but I soldiered manfully on and was able to conquer it.

Men got medals for that in 'Nam.

You DO? Then you won’t mind if we send them on over to your boards, right? :slight_smile: We need an angel smilie here.

That’s an excellent idea, Lynn! However, I believe I once saw him post that what he really wished was for you to join his boards! :slight_smile:

You’re right, we do need an angel smiley.

I believe the exact phrase was “To moderate the moderator”.

And one early Sunday morning, still floating on 'shrooms and Pixie Stix, he was heard to mutter “Lynn, Lynn, only you can prehensile-tongue the giraffe into submission…”

[yet another angel smiley]

Ok that right there is meaner than anything anyone else said so far! Haha!!!

If you thought shelshie was bad, man… I should post some of the emails my dad sends me! I think the cryptography, archaeology, and linguistic departments at all the world-level universities are still trying to crack the meanings of those.