As a cashier for a local home improvement store here in Western New York, we would never use curse words (grounds for immediate dismissal) or defend a mistake. In an event of this nature (right or wrong) we would call a manager and the transaction would be voided. We would then do it over. In our store customer relations is more important than a one time sale. I can’t see this causing any bad feelings between customer and or employees. Of course a grocery store is much more hectic, but still.
Since this is the Pit, I will say that picking on shelshie is a shitty and inconsiderate thing to do. Grow up, assholes. An innocent person obviously somehow wandered in here by mistake, knowing nothing about the Straight Dope and how things are done here, and tried to say something helpful.
I’m all for mocking, jeering, and other fun on-line sport. But it’s only fun when the target deserves derision.
I for one am filled with remorse. I can only hope thousands more posters just like shelshie show up and bump five year old threads with their homespun wisdom. Who cares if they can write a comprehensible paragraph? As long as they have kind hearts, that’s all that should matter.
Ideally, everyone should write like they’re educated and act like they have a heart but if I have to pick between the two, I’ll go for the heart every time.
And I comprehended the paragraph just fine. It was tricky at points but I soldiered manfully on and was able to conquer it.
I believe the exact phrase was “To moderate the moderator”.
And one early Sunday morning, still floating on 'shrooms and Pixie Stix, he was heard to mutter “Lynn, Lynn, only you can prehensile-tongue the giraffe into submission…”
Ok that right there is meaner than anything anyone else said so far! Haha!!!
If you thought shelshie was bad, man… I should post some of the emails my dad sends me! I think the cryptography, archaeology, and linguistic departments at all the world-level universities are still trying to crack the meanings of those.