Ah, Mr. Semicolon. Always a friend of the computer student, ready and waiting for the Pascal, the C, the PHP.
Why must you hate me so? Why must you show up unexpectedly in the middle of my statements, fucking my program seven ways from Sunday? Why must you, you mischievous little bugger, show up just before I show my program to someone who has just been told (by me) that said program is bugless?
What are you hiding from? Why does it commonly take me half a fucking hour to find you? Whatever you’re running from, I am sure there are Punctuation Rehabilitation Centres in place to help you through it.
If the job is getting to you, I’ve been hearing great things about $ as of late…