This is a pitting of the h key on my keyboard.
For like a week now it has been pissing me off. It won’t register a keypress unless I give it a firm wallop.
FUCK YOU H!
Yeah, and that fucking semicolon has been looking for a beating all month!
Your semicolon teaming up wit my h?
I’m not sure if it’s collusion or not, but I’m seriously eyeing the screwdriver for a pry up.
You should become cockney or French or something. Den you wouldn’t ‘ave any problems wit’ dat 'orrible key.
before you rush ahead with all those h words, maybe you should do some soul-searching. has the letter h been invading your life, your thoughts? perhaps it’s time to simplify your typographic existence.
I so feel your pain! My 1 and 2 on my work phone are requiring massive wallops the past couple days as well, and I need those to transfer people! I’m gonna get fired for throwing the damn thing at whatever co-worker is closest! But that’s okay, it’ll probably just be the crusty one.
Hey! Keep that anal sex stuff to yourself. You Southerners are a weird bunch.
Since when is anal sex wierd?
Have you considered giving up the h?
Add a comma and an E, and what do you get?
FUCK YOU, EH!
I’m not really seeing where the Pitting is here, and I just can’t bring myself to inflict this on MPSIMS.
This thread closing has been brought to you by the letter g (h’s neighbor and “good friend”) and the number 4.