Satan’s contribution to modern technology is that fucking cap lock key. hE even located it where the little finger hits it all the friggen time. Here I am, finally getting a coherent thought on the screen and look, two damn lines IN CAPS. Fucking cap lock key. Locate the og damn thing on the bottom side of the keyboard please.
Damn sATAN and his bullshit.
OH, and screw that QWERTY dude for putting this worthless terrorist key on the keyboard.
i FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
fUCKNIG?
Racist.
There are nice keyboard remapping utilities that let you reassign, say, cAPS lOCK to the Scroll Lock key, and disable CL altogether.
I had one that worked until the Win7 update and never bothered to replace it. The Mrs has much the same hatred for CL, Windows, Menu and other keys that you do.
Some of us just physically remove the key.
I solved the problem of the damn Windows key by killing it.
If I had had a pistol, it would have been more fun, but a screwdriver worked well enough…Just pry the frickin’ thing off, and throw it in the trash can.
Take that, and damn you, Mr. Bill Gates!
Revenge is sweet!
Disable it for good; that way you won’t be bothered by it again.
I only have one keyboard with a caps lock key. I am scared to pry it off my MacBook.
I FUCKING hate cap locks…
carry on.
Classic bash.org:
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
Indeed, the Typo Knig needs to come here and defend his honor!
There was a computer next to my work station at my job. Someone had turned on caps lock. An innocent, yet perpetually angry coworker walked up to the computer to use the internet on his break. Remember the NFL coach with the memorable: Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? rant? That’s exactly what this guy sounded like when he shouted: Caps Lock? CAPS LOCK? I was entirely amused, and since I worked next to this computer, you can bet that caps lock was on at this guy’s lunchtime. Call it work-trolling, I guess. But it was amusing.
The following .reg file will kill CapsLock on most Windows versions.
Without a cap lock key, how do you scream on the internet? 
I thought I WAS the oNly one. Such a reLIEf that I am NOT alone. But if I GET rid of the CL what will I BITCH about??
Caps lock is okay as long as people stop typing their entire post in it.
There are still people in 2015 who do this. It boggles my mind. How the hell does that happen? Why do they not try to fix it?
ETA: i TrIED to PoST My ENtIRE ScREED iN AlL CAPS! But the SDMB coders obviously had enough of reading that shit, too. Please share this arcane ability with Zuckerberg, pretty pretty please?
I don’t hate that. But what I do hate is the fact that on keyboards the period key has this symbol > as it’s capital rather than another period as was the case on every typewriter I learned to type on as I was growing up.
That and the fact that I just had to get a new mouse and I accidently hit the “right click” button CONSTANTLY>(whoops, I meant .)
I feel your pain…but I have found a solution.
I use AutoHotkey to, among other things, remap my Caps Lock key. By itself, it now does nothing at all; if I want to use the CapsLock function I need to press Shift+CapsLock. It’s reduced my accidental capitalization by about 99.4% (though I do still somehow manage to unintentionally hit *both *keys from time to time…)
What’s even stupider is the all too common number of keyboards and programs which have no indication that the damn CAPS LOCK is engaged.
I don’t understand why there is a “Power” key, such that if you accidentall
That was my final solution to the Windows Key Problem.
Put the fucker just between the Ctrl and Alt keys which are extensively used in games, and link it to a “helpful” Windows function that just crashes half of the old games no questions asked, and screws you in most games period ? I think not.
Screwdriver in, pain in the butt out.
I endorse this pitting. And this thread caused me to finally look to do something about it. I had no idea the problem could be so easily solved, on a Mac anyway.