Just a minute there, mister.
I didn’t see one “fuck” in that post. There are standards to be met around here.
…ok, wow. That was just surreal.
Well then, “Fuck you!” 
Fucking class. I’m not sure when I’ll get the opportunity to casually slip it into conversation though.
So, whereya relocatin to? Will they have goats there?
Dude, GlargH, ignore the critics. I have loved your semi-coherent shaking-with-rage pit blasts ever since the glorious “goDdaMn phOne fuckpoT aSs!!” Those capitals are approximate, the original was doubtless better.
Keep em coming.
LC
lets eyes glaze over
oooooo! Sparkly!
snaps back to semi-reality
oy! I’m going out to Oregon! … soon! YAY!
Thanky, Lucki, I’m glad you enjoyed!
I’ve been to both Hawaii and Oregon. That’s gotta be one crappy job to make you happy about moving from the former to the latter.
And this is coming from a guy who lives in Alabama.
I lived in Oregon, once upon a time—first in Klamath Falls and then in Newport. This was back in the 70s and Oregon was great. I hope you enjoy living there as much as I did.
Yeeeeee! K-Falls? Only been there on my way down to Cali… I’ve heard some odd things about it from my buddies who went to OIT… I went to school for a few years out in Ashland and a whole bunch of mi hombres are up in the Greater Portland Metro Area.
Yes. This job sucks cocksnot through a leaking, dogshit-covered flat hose.