Fuck YOU, you lying fucking bastard!

[Rilchiam]

*Originally posted by Abe Babe *
**Generally, I am not responsible for any damages if I loan you my car and you then get drunk and hit somebody. After I give you my car, I am not responsible for your subsequent act of driving while intoxicated.

However, if you are obviously intoxicated and I give you the keys to my car to drive home, I could be responsible for damages if you run over somebody. It’s called “negligent entrustment.” It’s when any reasonable person would have known that you were too drunk to drive and it would be dangerous to give you my keys.**

I see.

“What do you mean, Rik? You passed out after half a glass of cider.”

“Well, see! Even when I’m unconscious I can pick up the birds!..I mean, form meaningful relationships with b—I mean, women…”