I would love to go to Canada some day-just seems like a nice place-well that the fact that most Canadians I’ve met are extremely nice people. (NOT that I’m stereotyping…)
But what the HELL? CANADA is a hotspot for terrorists? Where the FUCK did the pilots get their licenses? The hijackers, I mean.
Not to mention, weren’t all the flights on September 11 taken and diverted to Canada-who took in these people?
I mean, fuck off. I’m so sick of the US thinking that because they, well, I guess I have to say WE, are a super power, we can tell anyone to suck it or else. That kind of thing doesn’t make allies-it just pisses people off.
Besides, if we start screaming at Canada for letting in terrorists, then I suppose then that Latin America should start screaming at us about the Chicago Boys and United Fruit.
Now, does anyone here know The Canada Song from MST3K? No wait, that’s not appropriate…in fact, that’s down right INappropriate…oh well, here’s the last verse, just for a tongue in cheek-and because I adore my MST3K!
Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
with countries far superior to it?
Why you lousy stinking franco-phonic bacon loving bastards
Your country’s just a giant piece of-
Mike: Wait! Wait, now we’ve gone too far…calm down, it’s okay.
Servo: I’m sorry, I really am-help!
(sounds like that’s often the attitude though of obnoxious 'mericans)