Ok. Now it’s a Bears blowout again, but that still doesn’t change the intent of my OP. Grossman needs to cool it. I swear his idea of throwing it away is to chuck it down field into the opposing team. He should just take a sack if he’s gonna do that.
I was laughing hysterically with the Hester FG runback.
Jim:
This lifelong Bears fan understands your “4th quarter team” comment for the blind loyalty and futile optimism it represents. That same fan-dom also requires a complete absence of gloating, because this is just TONIGHT.
Larry
PS: Have a Guinness on me.
There’s a guy in Green Bay who plays the same way sometimes. Not that Grossman is ever likely to have as much on the other side of the ledger as that guy does.
There are a lot of similarities in the way they play - as a Bears fan (and we’ve had this conversation before, right Diogenes?) - I respect the hell out of #4 and only hope we get close to the same kind of career out of Rex when it’s all over.
I was just checking the final score. Looks like the Bears won. How many touchdowns did Grossman have? How many turnovers? Were they playing a patsy? I think you should chill a bit.
Oh, this is a thread about sports. As in… (scanning posts) …I think it’s football. Could be soccer.
I thought it was about fucking bears. Maybe Terry Bisson wrote a sequel to his short story or something. Or perchance a new PBS documentary on usrine amore.
My bad. Carry on.
sigh Here goes…
Mouthbreathing wanker can’t drop his turds in someone else’s painfully pointless thread without spelling ursine like a neuron-deficient troglodyte. I’ve seen better posts holding up abandoned 12th century piers.
Fuckwit.
Carry on.
Tied for it, apparently. Nathan Vasher, also a Bear, and also returning a missed field goal, had a 108-yard return last year.
The “Oh, I thought that this thread was about…” joke is old and not especially funny. Adding a smug dose of “I’m above it all” doesn’t make it newer or funnier.
Lighten up, dude. It’s a thread with an ambiguous title, and it’s in the Pit.
Besides, I thought it was worth at least a raised eyebrow, and maybe half a chuckle.
I wasn’t spraying spittle, just saying it’s an old and not especially funny joke.
Yeah, it’s amazing anybody made it through the OP without wondering what QB Grossman had to do with copulating mammals. :rolleyes:
Right. Fuck off.
P.S. I don’t really want you to fuck off, I was just responding in pit-mode.
Yeah, I had no idea this thread was going to be about sports. Well, I suppose that might depend on how one defines one’s sports, too… now where’s that Eskimo woman I’m supposed to wrestle?
Yeah… Grossman. Who’s he? Sorry, I left my 2006-2007 Who’s Who in the restroom again. (It’s the edition with the full-color 2-page photo spreads. I read it for the articles.) Like everyone in the world is supposed to know who Grossman is. The word football never once appeared in the thread until I mentioned it.
Aaaaand the title was “Fucking bears.” Clearly there stands the potential for confusion, especially when you NFL nazis have to share the planet with people who (a) find the term “fucking bears” loaded with bathroom-humor potential and (b) don’t give a shit about the godawful sport.
:rolleyes: back atcha.
Well, if you don’t care for football, don’t post in football threads. It’s really amazingly easy. I don’t care for science fiction, but I don’t go shitting in every thread on the topic, mocking my own ignorance of the topic in a not-very-opaque-cloak of smug superiority.
Fuck off. That one was irony-free.
So, Grossman is a large hairy gay man?
Oh Man, that’s Gross! 
You came into this thread and added nothing to it, then became defensive when you were called on it. Take a step back and reevaluate your presence and if it is really worth getting up in arms about. Though I am impressed you busted out the Nazi comparison so quickly.
More on topic: I disagree with your assesment about the Bears Stinkpalm. Grossman made a bad decision and he got burned on it. That happens all the time in football even to the great ones. The team as a whole did not have a good start, but look how they bounced back. To me that says more about their team then a few flubbed plays and some weak play. Grossman does have some maturing to do as a player; its hard when it seems that the football gods have sided with you for so long during the season. People have the tendency to try and push things they shouldn’t and try to make too much happen forcedly.
You may not know the name, but who he might be could possibly be construed from the context of the sentence where his name appears…
I think even my mother could have figured out it was about football after reading that! 
Looks like old Rexy pulled it out last night. Fun game. I worry about them, though…sometimes it seems like they only come out for 1/2 of a game. When they are on in the first half, that’s ok, but when they wait until the 2nd half, it’s a little nerve-wracking.
FWIW, I laughed. YMMV (wildly, it seems).