That’s the logic of a 5-year-old.
The fault of the poop being in the street lies with the person who put it there, the pissed off husband.
If it ends up in your neighbor’s trash, well, your problem is solved. You can’t fix the whole world, but at least you can protect your little corner of it.
I understand that it’s illegal to deposit your trash in construction-site dumpsters, with hefty fines in store for violators who get caught. I wonder if local ordinances have similar prohibitions against people putting their trash (including dogshit) into your trash cans. I’d recommend checking in with city hall (or maybe local ordinances are available as a online reference). If so, that’s another point to add to the sign you’re going to need on your trash can:
“DO NOT DEPOSIT DOG WASTE IN THIS BIN; VIOLATORS MAY BE FINED UP TO $*** (CITY ORDINANCE XXX.XX.X.XXXX). YOU ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE.”
Secure copies of this notice to the front and sides of your trash can, up near the top edge where shit-leavers are likely to look as they reach out to open it. If you want to further creep them out, mount a camera (real or fake) near your garage, pointed toward the area where the trash can sits.
It must be nice to be able to take such a black and white view of things from your ivory tower. Out in the real world, where the rest of us live, the morality of who should throw poop when and where is far more nuanced. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty.
Stop flinging feces. Kindly bag it and deposit it gently in John Mace’s garbage bin.
Legally surrendered, yes, but the service is still paid for by the homedweller or landlord. Take it away, but don’t add to it. There’s a difference.
Hey, dog poop is bad enough… don’t go putting giraffe poop in my trash bin!! :eek:
Glad to live in the middle of nowhere - my dog’s can shit (almost) wherever they want without me worrying about the need to pick it up and they know themselves not to shit in the driveway.
However, some idiots dog is reliving himself almost on a daily basis in front of my shop in town and I have to clean this up everytime - If I ever catch that asshole dog owner, s/he will eat that poop!
That seems a little extreme, don’t you think? Why don’t you just throw it at them, like a normal person?
Is this true for any example?
If I return to my parked car to find a bag of poop sitting on the hood am I duty bound to dispose of it properly? I would simply knock it onto the ground with a stick and drive away. I don’t consider myself obligated to pick up after other people, especially their dog poop.
I would defend the rights of a homeowner to do the same thing with an empty trash barrel. Dump the poop out and bring the barrel inside. Why does someone else’s littering put a responsibility on them to pick it up?
[I wouldn’t do that myself, since I’d rather not have a bag of poop in front of my house, but I can see someone making that call differently.]
Now I am going to have to start a pit thread about those selfish idiots who think it is alright to help themselves to my sticks to deal with their poop problems!
That would mean, that I have to pick up the poop - that way I only have to put their face into it…
…most likely I will just ty to take a video of the act and give it to my local Garda Station to deal with it… and maybe say something to the idiot.
What I do is, I scoop it (and the clumps of pee) into a plastic garbage bag that sits inside a Trader Joe’s grocery bag. (Reduce, reuse, and all that. :)) When there’s 15-20 pounds’ worth, I tie off the plastic bag and take it outside to the outdoor trash cans. (Those handles on the TJ’s bags can handle a good bit of weight if one is careful.) I always try to put it at the bottom of a trash can so it’s less tippy, which sometimes means rearranging the bags I’ve put in there.
I’d be rather unhappy if, in the course of this rearrangement, I found myself inadvertently handling somebody’s bags of dog poop. Fortunately, it’s never happened to me, but just one more reason why someone’s private trash cans should be treated as private. I know what’s in my trash cans, I’ve bagged it in a way that I can handle it, if need be, without handling anything disgusting, and I don’t want someone else’s surprises.
If you throw the poop on the ground, you’re the one responsible for it being there.
It’s not “littering” to throw garbage in a private garbage can.
You’re being overly literal. Step back for a moment and think about it. Would you really stop whatever you are doing to deal with a poop bag on your car?
Would you really classify someone who doesn’t pick up said poop the same as a litterer who just tosses their bag in the bushes?
Yes, this is the crux of the argument.
There are many factors at play. If you throw it into a private garbage can that is later picked up and it all goes into the trash truck I would say you are right. That’s not littering.
If you threw it into my trash barrel you absolutely would be littering, since I don’t have trash pick up. I need to take the bags out of the barrel and put them in my car to drive to the dump. You putting random loose trash in there of any kind inconveniences me as much as if you left it on my driveway or on my kitchen counter. More, actually.
There are other examples but you get the gist. This notion that any trash container, even a private one, is a safe place for anyone to throw their poop bags into is incorrect. For all you know it could be a rainwater storage container or birdseed or other container that shouldn’t have poop in it ever.
I wouldn’t toss it on the ground and make the next person who comes along have to deal with it.
The latter guy is worse, but so is the guy who dumps nuclear waste into the street. That doesn’t absolve the former guy.
I never said it was a safe place. I just said it wasn’t littering. But I’ll modify that to say that if the person knows you have to unload your own trash, then it is littering. Still doesn’t give you the right to re-litter, especially onto a public road, as was proposed in the original scenario.
You’re a better human being than I am.
Understood. I don’t completely agree, but I get where you are coming from.
From my point of view, litter only happens once. Whoever put it “out in the wild” which is anywhere it isn’t supposed to be is the litterer. After that it’s just moving it around.
If I pick up your litter and move it to the other side of the street that doesn’t make me a litterer. Literally.
Pointless and tangentally related anecdote:
I was walking my dog past the grounds of a church near my house. She had already pooped and I’d already picked it up. A few steps later, she squatted to pee. Random dude pulls out of church parking lot in a pickup truck and slows down to shout at me: I HOPE YOU’RE GOING TO PICK THAT UP!
I wave the baggie of dog poop at him and shouted back, “WHY? YOU WANT IT?” 
Note to dog haters: Girl dogs squat to pee. Do not assume that all squatting dogs are pooping in your precious, pristine grass.
For those of you who still think this practice is ok: Send me your address, and I’ll pay you a visit. I’ll collect the poop and urine-soaked litter from my cats’ box, and dump it into your trash bins. And just so you have a chance to enjoy your gift, you’ll get it right after your trash pick-up. Enjoy.
(And if you think dog poop stinks, get ready for cat urine.)
At least you will be as thoughtful as we are, and put it in a bag, right?
Wrap it up in a bag and be my guest. It’s a garbage can.