Okay, here’s the deal: I work in a grocery store and the president of the company is coming in on Thursday to give an employee an award. Because of this the store is in overdrive mode with employees from other stores shipped in and regular employees working odd shifts to make sure everything is gorgeous when he arrives. I’m scheduled to work today and tomorrow, Midnight until 8:00AM EST. What’s that you say? It’s 3 AM EST right now, why am I home? Well that’s a good story.
I arrived at work five minutes early for my scheduled shift and went to work with a gusto. I take pride in the fact that even though my job could be done by a monkey I’m such a hard worker I got to fill out my last employee evaluation. About half-an-hour in I need to go onto another aisle to see if there is freight that could be worked up. Here’s where it gets interesting.
My company recently contracted outsiders to do our floors; for the rest of this post they will be referred to as “Fucking Idiots.” The Fucking Idiots have been doing a horrible job from the start. “Hey, Fucking Idiot, why don’t you go clean an aisle where no is working instead of pulling all my freight off my aisle, thus slowing me down immensely?” as an example. Well they beat that tonight. When I came around the corner I quickly discovered that the Fucking Idiots were stripping the end of the aisles starting with the floor right around the corner from my aisle. Where I can’t see anything until I come around the corner and BUST MY FUCKING HEAD OPEN!!!