Today is the first day we have had a sunny day in almost 3 weeks. I wanted to take advantage of the weather by lying out and tanning.
I can not lay out in my own yard as the enormous maple trees shade the entire backyard, so I have to tan elsewhere. The tress shade the backyard so much, they have killed off all the grass, leaving nothing but a jungle of nasty weeds.
I decided to go down to the park about 6 blocks from my home. It’s a big park, and there is plenty of wide open space. I picked a grassy spot near the center of the park, which is surrounded by 3 separate softball diamonds. This area is usually inactive during the day, and the quietest area. The other side of the park is basketball, tennis courts and playgrounds, and quite busy. Don’t wanna be near there!
I was lying there for about an hour, when along comes a bunch of little fucking felchwad children to play baseball, nearest where I was laying. Yes, it is a public park. But what the fuck? You little felchwad goat-squicking bastards just had to pick the ONE diamond, where I was closest to, instead of the any of the others. I had to get up and leave or I could have been beaned by a stray ball.
Yes, I know just because I was there first doesn’t give me any special rights, but damn, where is a person supposed to go to have peace and privacy to enjoy some sun? The nearest beach is almost an hour drive away, and I am not wasting my gasoline and money when I could tan just as easily near home. I don’t want a fucking tan-in-can or waste my money on a stupid fucking tanning salon either. The sun is free, but I can’t use it, thanks to the little goat-squicker felchwad children.
Why don’t they go to fucking summer school, Boy Scouts, summer camp, Chucky Cheese, Discovery Zone, vacation bible school, or wherever/whatever else you little felch suckers do. (I can find other things to do myself, but the sun doesn’t shine everyday here, lately. Got to take it when it’s available. You don’t need the sun to play fucking baseball. You do need the sun to tan.)
Anyone want to donate to the MSK backyard fund? I only need about, oh, maybe $3,500 to cut down the big fucking trees, remove a bunch of fucking debris, plant new fucking lawn, and install six fucking foot privacy fence. I tell ya, not having a private place of your own to enjoy the outdoors and sun really fucking sucks.
I guess maybe the beach would be cheaper, in a short term perspective. Might even meet some ladies there. Hmmmm… I just hope they leave their little goat-squickers at home with grandma and grandpa. I guess there is no escaping the problem, unless I have my own private space, e.g. my backyard, or resort to to a fucking fake tan from a salon.
I’m sure this is going to piss off anyone who has kids, and I apologize, but I had to vent. What is a childless adult supposed to do?
I need to go read this thread in MPSIMS No kids, don’t want any? Post here…