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AT&T Wireless: Yes, I know that the phone is FREE after the $50 mail-in rebate. Yes, I also know that my chance of actually getting the $50 from the mail-in rebate is approximately the same as the chances that God will appear before me and shower me with circus peanuts. Still, I dutifully print out the rebate form and carefully read the directions in order to better my chances of actually seeing the $50 that you dangle like carrots in front of consumers to make us think the phone will really be free.
Direction #1: include a copy of your receipt. Make sure the purchase date is visible.
No problem! I printed out the receipt when I bought the phone. They’re not going to get me on that one. pull out receipt Read it through. Read it through again. What the FUCK? Is there a date on it, anywhere? Well, yes, on the bottom, because I have IE set up to spit out the date in the footer. But is there a date on the fucking receipt? No.
I can’t help but think this is on purpose. AT&T can go fuck donkeys as far as I’m concerned.
I don’t have any other document with a date on it, and apparently I can’t get it from their web site (I tried). I’m not going to go through the living hell that is talking to an AT&T sales rep. I’m stuffing everything in an envelope and sending it off.
I think my chances of seeing that $50 is the same as Britney Spear’s chances of becoming a Nobel prize winner.
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After 7 relatively uneventful years with Sprint, call quality started to suffer and dropped calls; which used to be a rarity; were happening at an alarming rate.
My 3 finalists for new provider were:
- Alltel–I just about hit “send” on that Internet order, when someone at CNN or MSNBC (I forget which one was serving as electronic wallpaper in the next room at the time) said that a private equity company was taking them over.
Oh great! Customer service down the drain as the vultures strip it to flip it, ala Cerberus/Chrysler. Too bad, because they promised free minutes to/from the my 5 most commonly called numbers–even landline #s.
2)AT&T–rollover minutes. I usually don’t use all my minutes, but once or twice a year, I exceed them by 30-40 @ $0.45/min plus tax.
- Verizon-- I went with them because the $50 credit that took the phone to $0 was instant, not a wait-and-see rebate ( a wise choice considering your post), and because 3 out of my 5 most-called #s were Verizon #s, so I got 3/5 of Alltel’s deal without worrying about how many pieces my phone company was going to end up in.
Living in an unpopulous “flyover” State, I was concerned about being shunted to an inadequately-capitalized Alltel “spinoff” and being stuck there for 2 years.Alltel has already spun off its Nebraska landlines to something called Windstream.
Verizon hasn’t screwed me yet, and with so many of my minutes free AND 150 more of them than Sprint’s plan, “going over” should be a thing of the past, provided I don’t text message or use the wireless web or the GPS trip navigator.
The rates for those services are ridiculous.
Naturally, the phones with the Satanic Bill Inflator Temptators are the ones Verizon offers the freebie deals on, not the barebones Coupe that would have cost me $100 to acquire. I just gotta be strong and never stray over to those Dark Menus of Doom.