eh, the texas judge gives this a whopping 0 in score.
[soup nazi]
no points for this rant
[/soup nazi]
scribbled in the embittered Texas judges notebook were the following:
A) we don’t even have a cafeteria at my work. I couldn’t pass on the juice even if I wanted to. but who would want to? you can save it for later or use it as a bribe for a fellow co-worker. “want my drink? good. go copy this for me”.
B)Even the purveyors of real egg Mcmuffins don’t lower the price if you don’t want a coffee. At least not here in Texas or in California.
C) you wanna cry about shitty food? wait til you have to work somewhere that offers the service of a roach coach, as did one of my jobs.
Sorry, but they would always do that in the caf before. It’s only recently changed.
Assuming I still have my job tomorrow (see another rant of mine), I’m going to fire off a well-worded but subtlely nasty email to the cafeteria management.
Now I’m going to Subway. Let’s see if they charge me less if I say I want to be Jared #3 and have man-boobs.
I don’t have man-boobs, but apparently, eating a lot of Subway can do it to you…
Don’t worry, jayjay… I still love you. ::scott evil bites into a Subway sub, thinking of jayjay::
I have to say, though, that this sub doesn’t do much for me. It’s not the Jared (aka man-boob media whore) standard, since it seems he eats nothing but bread, green peppers, and tomatoes. Apparently, lately, boob-by hass taken to eat chicken teriyaki subs. Oh, yum. I like teriyaki, but I don’t want it dumped on bread,
Is this his only job? Going around and eating at Subway® then doing lame-ass commercials for them? If so, let me know how I can get fat and lose all the weight by eating nothing but fast-food for, oh, I don’t know how many years. I guess the “walking regimen” comes into play. That would be Jared speed-walking to Subway because his fat gut is so damned hungry. Get him a Ginger® so he can do it even faster.
Come on, Jared. Take the mayonnaise. Take the new sauces. Live a little, lardass.
I have a similar cafiteria in my school… they refuse to sell you a lunch if you don’t get everything with it. That means a lot of shit goes to waste, and face it, people are even less likely to eat it if you require them to buy it along with something else.
I thought you meant they stay in business because otherwise Scott’s dad will have them killed. Although I wonder why he allows such frikken eediots to survive as is.
