Fucking Paris Hilton, Her Asinine Sidekick and Me

HEROIN!! This is the country, woman. Get yourself some Oxycotin!!

Right, they’re called gay.

Somebody had to say it.

I know it’s staged, but did anyone else see Nicole splashing bleach on the pool table because she couldn’t find her purse?

Oh, and Paris’s clothing=skank city.

The skankiness is the only thing I like about them.

I think Paris was making plenty of money before the show between the modelling and the purses (I seem to remeber hearing that she’s really popular in Japan).

Two more to add to my list of people I would like to see crippled in a freak industrial accident.

Oneyogini,

Here you go, The telemarketer speaks, I respond

Classic.

In Chuck Palahniuk’s new book Diary, one of the characters says that family wealth usually lasts three generations–the first one to make it, the second to increase it, and the third one to spend it all, leaving the fourth generation to start everything over (makes more sense in the context of the whole book but I won’t spoil it).

Another poster mentioned a grandfather–is Paris the third generation of rich Hiltons?

I saw someplace dumb, I think the New York Post, an article about if the sex tape hurt her career. My first thought was, what career?

Any rant utilizing the word “jejune” is a winner in my book.

One out of three will be fine thanks.

Wow, I didn’t know she was involved with a purse company. But the money only counts if she is making it in the USA, right? :wink:

Anyway, my point was that she is getting attacked for being a spoiled brat and parasite that doesn’t work for a living even though I’m sure she makes plenty of money from the show.

Nutty Bunny - thanks for the link - THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! OMG! I can’t believe I read all 4 pages. Thanks again.

Don’t Ask - is that you Phizer?

A friend of a friend went to school with Prince Harry and apparently he really knows how to party (incidentally, I’ve never met him, just heard stories).

. . . He’s going to grow up to be just like his Great-Auntie Margaret, you mark my words.

He’s going to marry Snowden?

Wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

But then Prince Harry will start messing around with Roddy Llewellyn.

I don’t see any pictures of Prince Harry getting out of cars. :wink:

Damn Paris Hilton! Jejune! Fuck!

The two of them are a great argument in favor of inheritance taxes.

Last night, when Nicole said that she prefers super skinny, very pale guys, did anyone else think of Michael Jackson?

:eek: